A Political Thread pt. 2

[TRF_Olyy]

Surely they have to scrap his honours list now?

 

[Bada-Bing!]

Boris Johnson report: Key findings from the Partygate inquiry

A report by MPs into whether the former prime minister misled Parliament has finally been published.

www.bbc.co.uk

Punishingly brutal report is devastating for Boris Johnson

Just 40 weeks ago, Boris Johnson was PM. Now this report raises questions whether he can ever return, the BBC's political editor says.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[BrokenWing]

I'm not seeing a punishment in being banned from The House for any length of time.

 

[Reiser99]

Surely they have to scrap his honours list now?

Nope, apparently honours list is a convention that should be followed according to the government. I know it will mean very little to them but I'm simply going to refuse to say or acknowledge those who got their ***les from Johnson.

 

[Bada-Bing!]

I'm not seeing a punishment in being banned from The House for any length of time.

It's unprecedented for a former PM.

 

[BrokenWing]

So is being kicked in the knackers. Seems more of a punishment.

 

[Bada-Bing!]

You got to see from Bojo's POV he wanted to be remembered like his hero Churchill. But now he will be remembered as the first former PM to suspended from Parliament. That is immensely damaging to his reputation and ego. Even better than a kick in the knackers for a Narcissist. That is why he is playing the victim. But no one is buying it apart from his supporters.

 

[Reiser99]

Punishingly brutal report is devastating for Boris Johnson

Just 40 weeks ago, Boris Johnson was PM. Now this report raises questions whether he can ever return, the BBC's political editor says.

www.bbc.co.uk

Good point here that many of the public seem to be missing here. I've seen quite a few quotes along the lines of 'well nobody followed the rules completely'.

This is not about whether he followed the rules. We know he didn't and that was the main focus of the Sue Gray report. This is entirely about whether he lied to parliament. And surprise, surprise they have found that the proven serial liar did do that.

 

[Bada-Bing!]

Seems like he didn't learn the last time he didn't wear his seatbelt.

 

[General Melchett]

Poor Dilyn being stuck in a car with that fat sweating mound of blubber. I'm tempted to lodge a complaint with the RSPCA.

 

[Ragey Erasmus]

Poor Dilyn being stuck in a car with that fat sweating mound of blubber. I'm tempted to lodge a complaint with the RSPCA.

 

[Which Tyler]

Nope, apparently honours list is a convention that should be followed according to the government. I know it will mean very little to them but I'm simply going to refuse to say or acknowledge those who got their ***les from Johnson.

So's the convention of handing a gong to an outgoing Speaker of the House.
Maybe Rishi should nominate Bercow, as Boris decided that conventions didn't mean anything if it didn't feed his ego / bank account.

 

[Not Mike Brown's Sock]

So's the convention of handing a gong to an outgoing Speaker of the House.
Maybe Rishi should nominate Bercow, as Boris decided that conventions didn't mean anything if it didn't feed his ego / bank account.

He's banned from the building in fairness

 

[ncurd]

So's the convention of handing a gong to an outgoing Speaker of the House.
Maybe Rishi should nominate Bercow, as Boris decided that conventions didn't mean anything if it didn't feed his ego / bank account.

TBF Bercow is banned for life for good reason.

 

[Ragey Erasmus]

So's the convention of handing a gong to an outgoing Speaker of the House.
Maybe Rishi should nominate Bercow, as Boris decided that conventions didn't mean anything if it didn't feed his ego / bank account.

Misread this as handing a bong to the outgoing speaker. I think this change should be made.

 

[Saintjay]

Misread this as handing a bong to the outgoing speaker. I think this change should be made.

A Bercow and Borris gong bong...read that wrong and you'll have nightmares.

 

[The Seeker]

 

[Vieux Talonneur]

Johnson signs up as a Daily Mail columnist.

Can probably file away the classical Greek and Latin for now.

 

[BrokenWing]

The constant bullshitting will come in handy though.

 

[Ragey Erasmus]

Looks like one of the lawyers that was previously defending Trump in the documents case is now going to be one of the witnesses against him in the documents case. Trump's ******.