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SaintsFan_Webby
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F*** me! The insight is incredible.
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Spikey
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Morning, afternoon and evening to all.
Here is another one to make you laugh.
Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at the bar talking to the bartender.
All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom. The drunk at the bar said to the bartender that it sounded like his partner screaming, so he went into the bathroom to investigate.
He went inside and asked his friend what the problem was. His friend said that everytime he flushed the toilet something reached up and squeezed his balls.
His friend shook his head and said, You dumbass, youre sitting on the mop bucket
I found this funny, just imagine you go out and find your buddy sitting on one of those
Here is another one to make you laugh.
Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at the bar talking to the bartender.
All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom. The drunk at the bar said to the bartender that it sounded like his partner screaming, so he went into the bathroom to investigate.
He went inside and asked his friend what the problem was. His friend said that everytime he flushed the toilet something reached up and squeezed his balls.
His friend shook his head and said, You dumbass, youre sitting on the mop bucket
I found this funny, just imagine you go out and find your buddy sitting on one of those
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Spikey
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And the last one i have :
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.
Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the familys only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?
In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.
When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, Ive seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you.
The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.
The mermaid said to him, If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right. And while the son tried his best (seven times), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.
And there he also met the mermaid. I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row.
The young son replied, Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?
The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row? And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, Why not THIRTY times in a row?
Finally, she said, Enough Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health. Then the young son asked, Wait How do I know that thirty times in a row wont kill you like it did the cow?
Am i the only one, that wondered HOW would you haev sex with a mermaid??
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.
Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the familys only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?
In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.
When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, Ive seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you.
The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.
The mermaid said to him, If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right. And while the son tried his best (seven times), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.
And there he also met the mermaid. I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row.
The young son replied, Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?
The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row? And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, Why not THIRTY times in a row?
Finally, she said, Enough Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health. Then the young son asked, Wait How do I know that thirty times in a row wont kill you like it did the cow?
Am i the only one, that wondered HOW would you haev sex with a mermaid??
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Black|Raven
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i was wondering that the whole way through............Originally posted by Spikey@May 9 2005, 09:12 PM
Am i the only one, that wondered HOW would you haev sex with a mermaid??
um tail up, down?
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THE CHIROPRACTOR101
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what do you call a fijian sandwhich?
in-bread
in-bread
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wigan_rlfc
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Q. What rugby Team has the best b team? (2 possible answers)
A. Either Rochdale Hornets or Wasps
(B team. Bee team geddit?)
A. Either Rochdale Hornets or Wasps
(B team. Bee team geddit?)
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Black|Raven
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there is something seriously wrong with you!
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THE CHIROPRACTOR101
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ok sorry sorry
kiddin again
its a joke thread
carry on
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kinkon89
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haaaa!
haaaaaaaaaa!!!!
haaaaaaaaa!!
ha!
ha!!
ha!!!
......what do u call toilet paper made by samoans..?
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Black|Raven
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yeah and i love you hamos like **** to rocks....Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101+May 12 2005, 08:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (THE CHIROPRACTOR101 @ May 12 2005, 08:21 PM)</div>ok sorry sorry..i love u guys...truly,like andrew mehtens loves the media i love u fijians...theres a special bond between us..dont get too close
kiddin again
its a joke thread
carry on [/b]
just kidding
do not get too close!
its a joke thread
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Spikey
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Defense Attorney:What is your age?
Little old Woman:I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened
to you on the first of April of this year
Little old Woman:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up
on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner
passed away some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all
alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down
and said to him..."Take me. young man...Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled ... "April Fool!" And
that's when I shot the little *******!
Hope you enjoy!!!
Little old Woman:I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened
to you on the first of April of this year
Little old Woman:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up
on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner
passed away some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all
alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down
and said to him..."Take me. young man...Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled ... "April Fool!" And
that's when I shot the little *******!
Hope you enjoy!!!
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Black|Raven
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poor lill old lady
keep em comin'
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Spikey
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LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy .
... you just hoped nobody ever found out!!!
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy .
... you just hoped nobody ever found out!!!
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kinkon89
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ROFL!!Originally posted by Spikey@May 13 2005, 06:42 PM
Defense Attorney:What is your age?
Little old Woman:I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened
to you on the first of April of this year
Little old Woman:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up
on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner
passed away some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all
alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down
and said to him..."Take me. young man...Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled ... "April Fool!" And
that's when I shot the little *******!
Hope you enjoy!!!
another good one spikey....where you get ur jokes from?
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Spikey
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Thanks again
Well i get them every where, from the net,a nd from friends who pass the, on to me, you can call me the net Surfer Chick lol
I will post some more for you guys later, have to find them first
"Happy surfing for me"
YAY
Well i get them every where, from the net,a nd from friends who pass the, on to me, you can call me the net Surfer Chick lol
I will post some more for you guys later, have to find them first
"Happy surfing for me"
YAY
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nehno2
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haha funny man i havent touched a potatoe peeler in months, since i was home last actually, just cause ur a boring old c***
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nehno2
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f*** man i just type i dont check wat im writinOriginally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@May 8 2005, 10:45 PM
Good to see you still can't spell, neh
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wigan_rlfc
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I am no older than you are Neh.
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THE CHIROPRACTOR101
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no no like mother and son
which inbreed do you prefer fijian?
