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gjohn85
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Old but classic!
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gjohn85
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Q. What have the Starship Enterprise & a toilet roll got in common??
A. They both fly around Uranus looking for Klingons!
A. They both fly around Uranus looking for Klingons!
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wigan_rlfc
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A Man goes Out one night and he picks up a Chinese Girl. She takes him home and says "So what You Want do?, I'll do anything". The man, feeling horny, says "How about a 69?". The Chinese Girl replies "f*** Off, I no cook at this time of night".
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Rassie
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Have you heard Mbeki died and left everything to the orphanage?
Oh , good for him. What did he left?
12 kids
In a restaurant, the customer ask the waiter:
- Qucik, give me two sandwitches, one with mustard, one without mustard
The waiter
- Which one with mustard?
Oh , good for him. What did he left?
12 kids
In a restaurant, the customer ask the waiter:
- Qucik, give me two sandwitches, one with mustard, one without mustard
The waiter
- Which one with mustard?
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kinkon89
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lol
"what did he left?"....wat a freshy
"i dont give a care!"
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Spikey
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An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a
wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent
the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him
as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat.
It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the
bottom of the ocean.
We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster
and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise."
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
I know i know, it is cruel
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a
wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent
the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him
as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat.
It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the
bottom of the ocean.
We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster
and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise."
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
I know i know, it is cruel
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THE CHIROPRACTOR101
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what do ypu call a pretty tongan girl?
lucky
what do you call a pretty fijian?
one in a million
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Black|Raven
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what do you call a pretty samoan girl?
Asif
Asif
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THE CHIROPRACTOR101
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as if i cud get with her
ive got plenty of these fob jokes...from this site i found...all these random islanders just mocking each other
the samoans win
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Black|Raven
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what do u call a white dude at ur front door?
MATT
MATT
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THE CHIROPRACTOR101
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does it get any better then this?
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Black|Raven
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blah blah blah
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Spikey
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A Kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead."How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him
"Becuase I ****** in it's ear and it didnt move" answered the child innocently
"You did WHAT??!!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I went over and went 'Pssst'! in its ear and it didnt move.
"Becuase I ****** in it's ear and it didnt move" answered the child innocently
"You did WHAT??!!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I went over and went 'Pssst'! in its ear and it didnt move.
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Spikey
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An exasperated mother, whos son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him,"How do you expect to get into heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well I'll run in and out and in and out, and keep slamming the door, until St Peter says,
"For heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay OUT!"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well I'll run in and out and in and out, and keep slamming the door, until St Peter says,
"For heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay OUT!"
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gjohn85
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Why did the chicken walk across the playground???
To get to the other slide!
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It's so lame, it's funny (IMO)
To get to the other slide!
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It's so lame, it's funny (IMO)
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sambãd5
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whats better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?
not being a retard
not being a retard
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kinkon89
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what did the farmer say when he lost his truck?
..........wheres my truck?
..........wheres my truck?
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THE CHIROPRACTOR101
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*shakes head in dissapointment*
when u guys just post regurlarly u type some funny stuff..when u actually try to be funny...ITS WRONG!
wheres captain america and neh???
ill try find some funny photos and stuff for u guys
*sighs*
shakes head in dissapointment*
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Spikey
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Hey then why dont you post any GOOD jokes, we have tried and tested everythin, and we just dont seem to get to be as funny as some ppl. We try dont we??
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Black|Raven
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
