[Afrikaans]: Is hier enige Afrikaanse mense?

Gena_ZA · May 7, 2013

Bliksem Hein ma dis 'n bielie van 'n mother daai
Imagine as die toeriste Nigeriers was, dan was hul nou al verby Dar Es Salaam (te voet)...

TRF_heineken · Jun 26, 2013

Deur: VaatjieNienaber 2013-06-26 07:15 Pierre Spies word die afgelope vier jaar reeds ‘n astronomiese bedrag geld betaal om ‘n passasiersrol in die Springbokspan te vervul. Dit is die aardskuddende onthulling wat die skerpioene se spesiale sportkorrupsietaakmag laat gistermiddag op ‘n perskonferensie hier in Pretoria gemaak het. Die aankondiging bring ‘n einde aan jarelange spekulasie onder stomgeslane Springbokondersteuners waar vrae soos, “Hoekom word hy nog gekies?”, “Wie sit agter dit alles?” en “Kry hy wat Spies is nie skaam nie?”, byna daagliks gevra is. Hoe byvoorbeeld was dit ook moontlik dat Spies week na week bo beter agstemanne soos Philip van der Walt (Cheetahs), Jacques Engelbrecht (Southern Kings) en Dirkie Schuytema (Laerskool Kuruman o.13B) gekies word? Luidens Stasiekommandant Basjan Kroekings sit ‘n geheimsinnige groep Nieu-Seelandse besigheidsmanne agter die komplot wat eenvoudig “Project Spies” oftewel “Projek Spioene” geheet het. Volgens hul ooreenkoms met Spies sou die agsteman vaste bedrae geld verdien vir elke keer wat hy sy lyf suksesvol in ‘n toets kon wegsteek. Om meer spesifiek te wees: • $5 000 vir elke verbroude duikslag • $3 000 vir elke vermyde losskrum • $3 000 vir elke aanslaan • $5 000 vir elke keer wat Spies terugwaarts geduik word Na raming het die Blou Bul tot $150 000 per toets uit diÃ© gekonkel verdien. Deel van die ooreenkoms was blykbaar ook dat Spies die Bok-keurders en publiek in ‘n stand van hipnotiese beswyming moes hou deur “sterk te lyk, maar nie sterk te wees nie”. Die Bokbestuur kon nie vir kommentaar bereik word nie maar ‘n huidige Springbokhaker wat anoniem wou bly het die gevoel binne die kamp opgesom, “Dis ‘n verligting dat die waarheid uiteindelik uitgekom het. Ek en my broer was net mooi gatvol om al sy poes werk vir hom te doen.” Spies sal op 7 September in die Pretoriase streekhof verskyn. Vaatjie Nienaber Paternoster

Draggs · Jun 26, 2013

Gena_ZA · Jun 26, 2013

lol, kaksnaaks

Draggs · Jun 26, 2013

It's the only Afrikaans I know, and I just didn't want to be left out.

yarmolinsky · Jun 28, 2013

TRF_Draggs said:
Kak.

Funny. I was positively sure it's russian word...

Sker · Jun 28, 2013

heineken said:
Deur: VaatjieNienaber 2013-06-26 07:15 Pierre Spies word die afgelope vier jaar reeds â€˜n astronomiese bedrag geld betaal om â€˜n passasiersrol in die Springbokspan te vervul. Dit is die aardskuddende onthulling wat die skerpioene se spesiale sportkorrupsietaakmag laat gistermiddag op â€˜n perskonferensie hier in Pretoria gemaak het. Die aankondiging bring â€˜n einde aan jarelange spekulasie onder stomgeslane Springbokondersteuners waar vrae soos, â€œHoekom word hy nog gekies?â€, â€œWie sit agter dit alles?â€ en â€œKry hy wat Spies is nie skaam nie?â€, byna daagliks gevra is. Hoe byvoorbeeld was dit ook moontlik dat Spies week na week bo beter agstemanne soos Philip van der Walt (Cheetahs), Jacques Engelbrecht (Southern Kings) en Dirkie Schuytema (Laerskool Kuruman o.13B) gekies word? Luidens Stasiekommandant Basjan Kroekings sit â€˜n geheimsinnige groep Nieu-Seelandse besigheidsmanne agter die komplot wat eenvoudig â€œProject Spiesâ€ oftewel â€œProjek Spioeneâ€ geheet het. Volgens hul ooreenkoms met Spies sou die agsteman vaste bedrae geld verdien vir elke keer wat hy sy lyf suksesvol in â€˜n toets kon wegsteek. Om meer spesifiek te wees: â€¢ $5 000 vir elke verbroude duikslag â€¢ $3 000 vir elke vermyde losskrum â€¢ $3 000 vir elke aanslaan â€¢ $5 000 vir elke keer wat Spies terugwaarts geduik word Na raming het die Blou Bul tot $150 000 per toets uit diÃ© gekonkel verdien. Deel van die ooreenkoms was blykbaar ook dat Spies die Bok-keurders en publiek in â€˜n stand van hipnotiese beswyming moes hou deur â€œsterk te lyk, maar nie sterk te wees nieâ€. Die Bokbestuur kon nie vir kommentaar bereik word nie maar â€˜n huidige Springbokhaker wat anoniem wou bly het die gevoel binne die kamp opgesom, â€œDis â€˜n verligting dat die waarheid uiteindelik uitgekom het. Ek en my broer was net mooi gatvol om al sy poes werk vir hom te doen.â€ Spies sal op 7 September in die Pretoriase streekhof verskyn. Vaatjie Nienaber Paternoster

Skeer ek byna my anus vir die "Ek en my broer was net mooi gatvol om al sy poes werk vir hom te doen"

Seaton · Jul 9, 2013

Ek is baie haartseer.

TRF_heineken · Jul 9, 2013

Seaton said:
Ek is baie haartseer.

Hoekom is jy Hartseer?

TRF_stormer2010 · Jul 9, 2013

Kan 'n neef uithelp?

Seaton · Jul 9, 2013

heineken said:
Hoekom is jy Hartseer?

Want die eerste meisie ek het ooit het gevoelens vir...

Can't say it in Afrikaans, but I inadvertedly helped set her up with one of my friends.

TRF_heineken · Jul 9, 2013

Seaton said:
Want die eerste meisie ek het ooit het gevoelens vir...

Can't say it in Afrikaans, but I inadvertedly helped set her up with one of my friends.

So you got friendzoned?

TRF_stormer2010 · Jul 9, 2013

Seaton said:
Want die eerste meisie ek het ooit het gevoelens vir...

Can't say it in Afrikaans, but I inadvertedly helped set her up with one of my friends.

Hierdie vriend is nie ook 'n meisie nie? Dan het ek 'n paar idees..

Seaton · Jul 9, 2013

heineken said:
So you got friendzoned?

Yes and no.

I never expressed my interest, so from her point of view there would have been no friend-zoning to be done.

I am told that signs earlier on might have expressed interest, but I was too much of a coward to act on them.

I don't know... just set myself up to fail really... Need to come back to the TRF, get some semblance of posting life back. Emotions suck too much.

Gena_ZA · Jul 9, 2013

That's nothing man, look at my sorry sad life, that's why I drink a lot and watch rugby as much as possible, also ditched the counseling and got a dog

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but direction less. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big ***s.

Seaton · Jul 9, 2013

Gena_ZA said:
That's nothing man, look at my sorry sad life, that's why I drink a lot and watch rugby as much as possible, also ditched the counseling and got a dog

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but direction less. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big ***s.

Indeed.

Although I feel at 20, never been in a relationship, heresay come within a metre of kissing someone and the laughing stock of the uni rugby because of it, I am jealous that you at least have the guts to speak to them.

Gena_ZA · Jul 10, 2013

Draggs · Jul 10, 2013

Bless you!
Never mind, Stormer goofed but fixed it.

Gena_ZA · Jul 29, 2013

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TRF_heineken · Jul 29, 2013

Gena_ZA said:
 Voel jy moeg, teleurgesteld, afgemat en gatvol? Soek jy rustigheid, kalmte, vrede, 'n wegbreek naweek, groen gras en blou lug? Ou tjom, dan is Loftus volgende Saterdag NET die plek vir jou....daar sal niemand wees nie!!

Ja Lekker grootbek nou!!

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