My sin bin XV would be tighthead prop,,,Cyril Smith.( pack leader)....Loosehead Bernard Manning,,,,Hooker,,,Katie Price (loads of experience) 2nd row Jaws from Bond movies Schlok from The Goonies Flankers Freddy Kruger ,Hannibal Lecter No,8,,Jack the Ripper....Scrum half and capt. Napoleon Bonapart (Great forward organiser ) stand off Adolf Hitler (great talker,good in attack and defence,a bit unpredictable tho) centres Lord Lucan (elusive runner) Michael Palin (been everywhere and done it),,Left wing Michael Jackson (quick feet,hard to tackle, always willing to help younger players) Right wing,,David Cameron no one will go near him cos hes full of s+++) Full back Gandalf the Grey (just magic) replacements,,,Leatherface (speaks for itself) Larry Grayson (????) Stuart Barnes (gobsh+++) Prince Charles (yet to fulfil his full potential) Attack Coach Ghengis Khan Defence coach That Gemma from Towie (no one will go near her with a bargepole),,,Publicity officer Jeremy Clarkson,,,Press officer Oscar Pistorius (tells it just as HE sees it) Team Doctor,,(Stephen Hawkings (knowall!) Entertainment officer jimmy Savile Selectors Cheryl Cole,Peter Andre,Joey Essex (all very knowledgeable) Head Coach,,,Pontius Pilate (a great judge of character but has a tendency to pander to the public)
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