Despite winning 4 games and getting 8 points, 2 more than any other team the shock news today is that contrary to earlier reports England didn't win the 6 Nations ***le on Saturday.
Media commentator Paddy Ruaridh Taffy Seamus McBigot explained the situation:
"Although technically by winning more matches than any other team England would normally be assumed to have won the 2011 6 Nations the fact is that in Celtic folklore Ireland have been declared champions. This is due to the fact that the boys from the emerald isle won the last match by gloriously beating the arrogant Sassenachs. Rule 26.3 in the Celtic book of prejudice states that any Celtic victory over the English in a final game counts double and if it prevents the English getting a Grand Slam is doubled again. This of course gives the glorious Irish 12 points and ensures the ***le stays out of the thieving English hands (and of course allows us to write folk songs which will be endlessly, and I mean endlessly, played over and over again and allow us to ignore the inconvenient truth that despite having the most talented bunch of players in the British Isles over the past 8 years Ireland have won only 1 championship in this time and failed yet again this season)".
This may seem like sour grapes but in the DT today Brendan Gallagher (I wonder what his ancestry is) gave as his answers to the following questions:
Team of the tournament; Ireland
Coach of the tournament: Declan Kidney
Highlight of the tournament: BODs record breaking 25th try on Saturday
I do not jest.
For what it's worth we were right royally stuffed on Saturday and proved that this England team is not yet a GS team but good grief what do we have to do to get any credit from people