Anyway feel free to rip this apart and make me feel bad and want to quit this forum.
*salutes*
Right after the first 2 rounds I'm going to do an /10 for the England squad.
Mako- 7/10. Nice touches, Scrum hasn't been bad either. His main positive is that he brings another good carrying option, and his weaknesses aren't so weak.
Marler- 6/10. His defence has been quite destructive. But his carrying is non-existent, 1 carry in 2 games.
About right, although I'm not going to blame Marler for not carrying if his job is to ruck, not carry (and he wasn't part of our worst half at the breakdown so far), so maybe bring them a half point closer? I also think Marler's been slightly better in the scrum, although both have done better when coming off the bench.
Hartley- 5.5/10. Lineout is alright, so is scrum. However he does very poorly around the field. 17 tackles in 2 games ain't bad, 3 missed tackles isn't great. What stats don't show is the way he isn't dominant in collisions.
Cole- 5/10. Scrum has been good, he has got over the ball and is still good around the park. But 5 !!!!! Penalties in 2 games!!!!!!!!!
Kruis- 8.5/10. Done okay calling the lineout but he has been ***anic in defence and at the ruck. 29/34 tackles, 4 Turnovers Won, Stole 2 lineouts and taken 14. Could easily become Captain. Now Slater and Attwood will have an issue being the next enforcer.
I have a bone to pick with the lineout and I think mainly with Kruis (who's only stolen 1 lineout by the stats). We only lost one against Scotland, but another two came back very loose; against Italy, we lost 4 out of 13 which is flat out smack on the wrist time. I would say the lineout isn't good enough.
Also on the subject of Kruis, given he was the non-carrying lock during that first-half abortion at the breakdown against Italy, I'd question him being ***antic at the ruck (and would point out turnovers won probably includes a large number of different methods including choke tackles - impressive figures, but not proof of efficiency at the breakdown).
I remain unconvinced by the hype of him in other words; he's clearly useful, but I get the feeling some people want me to think of him as a special talent, and I just don't see it, unlike...
Launchbury 7/10. First game wasn't great, looked great v Italy. 13/14 Tackles 2 turnovers won.
Lawes 6/10- THink he's been okay. Now his carrying isn't good, 14m from 9 carries. But he has started taking the ball at pace.
Should be remembered that Launchbury has a stomach bug the night before Scotland and there were doubts over Lawes' fitness for that game too.
We simply have better continuity when Launchbury is on the pitch; he's an openside trapped in a lock's body. I think he's an essential player for us until Jones does something about the ongoing mess that is the back row.
I noticed Lawes' impact at our defensive maul against Scotland, it's something he's really good at, and I think 14m from 9 carries is actually a really good return for a man who mainly carries at crowds. Plus Lawes got a steal against Italy (our only one).
I'd start them together. Kruis does a lot of good things, but there's nothing I can think of where he's world class; that's what he needs to change imo.
Haskell 7/10. 26/26 tackles this year and (apart from the penalty against McClean) they have been big, big hits. 3 pens givens away in 1 game is not good enough.
Robshaw 6/10- 20/20 Tackles, but not as dominant. Won some turnovers but 10 carries 7 meters.
Haskell's carried 8 times for 2m. I think both of them are suffering from Lawes' problem - they're being asked to do hard yards and you never get good returns from that. Hask's hit hard, but given that Robshaw has carried better and won the ball where Haskell has lost it, I don't think if anything Robshaw has been the better of the two.
BVunipola 8.5/10- 113m 41 Carries 19/22 Tackles 2TW. He has been a talisman and is Vice Captain. 23 Years Old with 23 caps already.
Being a sourfaced killjoy, I'd love to see his carrying stats without the kick returns, but he's unquestionably been our best forward.
Care+Youngs 6/10- Might as well write the same thing. Both look great off the bench but neither fill me with confidence to control a game from minute 1.
Youngs didn't look great off the bench tbf. I prefer Youngs to Care as a general rule, but he's definitely been the worst off the two so far. Care's kick for Joseph's try was game changing genius.
Ford 6/10- Not really done that well but he isn't playing in a backline that suits him. Manu will help this team a lot, so would Slade I would guess. Made 8/10 tackles but god I wish I could find meters in the tackle.
Farrell 6.5/10- I think he's done okay. His passing has been good and has got 2 try assist. His pass for Fords try didn't get the credit he deserved IMO, moving one way and throwing the ball the other through a gap. The issue is this isn't his position. If he was on the pitch and 2 players go down injured, I don't have an issue him being shoved in. Hill should play but Farrell hasn't done awful. 20/25 tackles 9C 18M is in line with other 12s we've used.
I'm unsure about these two. I really don't like how they play together, but they are popping up with tries and assists, so maybe they're doing ok? Eh. Right now I think they're consistently doing flat and poor things with the odd killer blow.
Ford is flat out not getting enough credit for the things he did well. His up and under that set up his try was superb. He's a better territorial kicker than Farrell... and also a better goal kicker at the moment, 7/11 kicks from the first two round for Farrell is flat out not good enough and more should be made of it.
Btw, 9C 18m is only in line with Barritt. Pretty much everyone else there we've tried could carry.
I am praying very hard that Tuilagi will be fit enough to be included for Ireland, mad at that might be.
Joseph 8/10- 84m 16c. A hattrick did cover over his underwhelming first game but he's still been good. 13/16 tackles, 2 TW, 2 CB, 2 DB
The first game... not his fault if no one gives him the ball in a good position! Great second half vs Italy, but watching him (and Farrell) get sat down by Campagnoro wasn't such a great moment.
I think he and the outside backs are somewhat wasted at the moment, they're living off of scraps. I wouldn't call them great, but they've done what's in front of them, other than Brown, who's definitely playing within himself.
Goode 5.5/10- 40m from 2 carries looks good but he hasn't really shown anything 1 DB 1 CB.
Hill- 5.5/10- Only a small amount of game time.
George 6.5/10- He showed real promise again. Because of the captain he wont get game time this year.
Itoje 6.5/10- He done really well, gave away a pen on the line which is always dangerous. 4/5 tackles 2 TW 7M 4C Lineout Steal was Incredible
Clifford 6.5/10- 5/5 Tackles 9m 3c Looks intl' standard
Devoto 5/10- Haven't remembered anything he's done. Has he played?
Devoto didn't play. I feel like N/A would be the right score for Devoto, Goode, Hill and George (although George has made a big impact in his few minutes) - simply not enough time.
Itoje was frighteningly good against Italy, but Italy post-surrender simply isn't a standard to judge by. Clifford's carried well but is he going to be the solution to our breakdown? Dubious.
Haskell's carrying stats are really weird. He's not that bad. We really don't seem to have got our attacking game going here, there's not enough pace or variation of the angle and point of attack. Pace isn't helped by some pretty indifferent rucking.
A lot of work ons for my money. Everything's looked good in patches but I couldn't name a single aspect of our game that's gone genuinely well over two games. Fortunately Ireland have just as many.
edit: Some Eddie comments -
http://www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-union/35599136