Can somebody who's bored give me a bit of a summary of the pro 12 teams, who are the teams to beat, maybe a bit about how they play rugby? I'm super keen to get into some NH rugby, I've wanted to for a while but it's tough to get emotionally invested in a foreign team.
As for the Cheetahs and Kings here's a brief summary:
Cheetahs:
All out attack - rubbish defense is basically them in short.
They have an electric backline and tend to thrive off broken play, and rack up a decent score even when they receive a bit of a spanking.
Unfortunately their general decision making can be poor, and their defense is very porous, they tend to have very swingy games with wild score-lines but when the match is close and the Cheetahs are in it, they have a tendency to choke and let in a couple tries. They have a somewhat decent pack but nothing special with no stars, and a much more interesting backline with a dangerous back three
The very strong and organized teams can shut them down and break their spirit completely.
I'd expect them to be competitive and grab a few wins (with a few surprises) but ultimately they don't have the fire-power or BMT to really compete for a play-off spot. I'd imagine they'd find themselves in the bottom 4 but not wooden spooners, optimistically mid table.
Kings:
Kings actually finished mid table in Super Rugby in a better than expected year for them.
When they are good their success is predicated on a strong organised pack, with great decision making from their half-back pairing, probably more of a traditional South African side, but they do have some moves in the backs as well, particularly a small but fast and deadly back three.
Still the side is light on real talent and big names with their best two players (Lionel Cronje and Chris Cloete) heading elsewhere next year.
I think they'll beat any team they can get forward dominance over and have a chance where they can get parity, but they don't do to well off the back foot and ultimately may not have the talent.
It's very hard to say how they will fair but I suspect they will be in the lower/mid table level as well.
Very hard to see how either team will do but neither are push-overs. It's possible the NH conditions and travel will sink them though.
Scarlets - Champions - 1st time winners this year and it really came out of nowhere in the last 8weeks after a mediocre middle part of the season, gritty pack with an electric backline who outclassed the three tournament favourites in the last round of the regular season and playoffs to win easy.
Munster - What looked like it could have been an excellent season ended up trophy-less, a strong pack with some decent strike runners in the backs. Losing Rassie Erasmus and their star second row Donncha Ryan could harm them but they've padded the squad with Saffas.
Leinster - I'm bias here but they have the strongest squad, 25 internationals (off the top of my head, could be more) and James Lowe and Isa Nacewa had this side as European contenders last year. Bottle Jobs in both semis ruined a promising season, there's a lot of injury trouble in the backs for the start of the season could see them struggle.
Ospreys - Strong starting side but severely lack depth, not even a strong compliment of Welsh internationals helped them during Alum Wyn Jones's injury.
Ulster - Very different team to last year having lost Ryan Pienaar to Montpellier, who was fantastic for them, and their starting and reserve fly halves, both internationals to rape charges (case is yet to begin) won't harm the leading teams.
Glasgow - Another gritty side with class in the backs, new coaching staff could make a big difference, lack depth to compete with injuries if they happen.
Cardiff - Very run of the mill mid-table side, will have as many good wins as infuriating losses.
Connacht - 2016 champions but a real maverick side, Mauritz Boshoff never got going for a multitude of reasons and they were rudderless without a good 10, a 22 year old Aussie is being brought in to try to change this.
Edinburgh - a bad team with a little bit of potential but everything thing they do from top to bottom seems to be a mess.
Zebre, Treviso and Dragons - irrelevant, will pick up a handful of wins at home but not threaten anyone important.