Scotland to start strong, clean and clinical, Russell moving the ball back and forth, probing defences in a thing of beauty, team working well together with excellent coordination. Beautiful kick to find space, VDM closes down the clearance, Scots to surge forward. Forwards get the ball, beautiful silky passes, Scotland score easily.
2nd Minute Starts:
Christie tackles Russell by mistake, Schoeman falls over and crushes White to death, Jones passes to Van der Flier because one Saffer looks much like another and VDF sounds the same as most of his Scotland team mates. Kinghorn spills a long range ball on his 5 yard line, Van Der Merwe gathers at top speed and scores between his own posts, Scotland concede 93 penalties without anyone in green being anywhere near them, Russell stands and screams at his forwards, Ireland score 300 points and Zander Fagerson punches out the ref.
3rd Minute Starts:....