Originally posted by ak47+Jan 14 2005, 03:02 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ak47 @ Jan 14 2005, 03:02 PM)</div>
Originally posted by umosay@Jan 14 2005, 01:34 PM
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@Jan 14 2005, 02:31 PM
"EA knows that there will be some gamers out there who don't know the full rules of the game and thus have included a new mode called training 101. This mode will teach the basics of the game via interactive training movies and also the ability to just train on a field to practice tactics.
This must be for the kiwis
Yeah right! Would bet the average kiwi would know more about union than the average Aussie!
thank god u said avg...............coz u got less people in that white cloud than king cross has on a saturday night
the avg aussie isnt one that follows union...........mainly the private school plebs follow union............other wise RL and AFL rule the east coast, with cricket all summer all over the country
considering we derive from convicts, the private school count is minor, hence ur right in saying the avg aussie mean F.A about union.
however - beers, babes, barbies and cricket - are our fortei
how god made australia
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him on the seventh day, having a
rest. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh
of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
"Look Michael! Look what I have made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
It's a planet", replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
Call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be
A hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over
There is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to different
countries. "And over there, I call this place America. North America will
be rich, powerful and cold, while South America will be poor, hot and
friendly. And the little spot in the middle is Central America which is a
hot spot. Can you see the balance?"
"Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a
large land mass and asked, "What's that one?"
Ah" said God, "That's Australia, the most glorious place on Earth!
There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite
coast line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and
they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely
sociable, hard-working, and high-achieving, and they will be known
throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going
to give them super-human, undefeatable cricket and rugby players, who will
be admired and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then declared, "But you
Said there will be BALANCE!?"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the ugly, whining, sheep
rooting, Kiwi bxxtards I'm putting next to them." [/b]