The good thing is, that it's happened early enough into the week and the guys will have recovered a lot if not all by the time of the game, so there will be little room for any sort of excuse. Also, I'll bet you the high ground in any argument of New Zealand rugby arrogance/excuses/dirty tactics/player poaching/cheating/referee bias/over-ratedness/luck over ability or even general hate if that excuse comes out (poisoning) as a non-joke excuse. You'll genuinely be MR Right forever in a day in not just yours but my eyes as well. I promise.
And good to see you too!