A Political Thread

[TRF_Olyy]

Correct!
You win one (1) empty can of special brew.

 

[Groundhog]

I watched this is England the other day...... This thread is pretty reminiscent.

 

[LeinsterMan (NotTigsMan)]

Correct!
You win one (1) empty can of special brew.

a real winner gets.

 

[Gavin]

Exit polls suggest no Tory majority and they need 12 more seats.

 

[TRF_Olyy]

Exit polls have
Con: 314 (down 17)
Labour: 266 (up 34)

 

[General Melchett]

They reckon there could be a 20 seat swing in the exit poll so it's going to be a long night.

I reckon May is toast if this poll turns out to be right and the Tories lose their majority. We may be facing another election with a new Tory leader.

 

[The Jones Boy]

It's only an exit poll....

I'm too chicken to hope it's accurate.

 

[Vieux Talonneur]

If that poll's anything like, this would be a huge own goal from May following Cameron's huge own goal in agreeing to the referendum in the first place. Both totally avoidable.

Could be a wild ride over the next few hours!

 

[TRF_Olyy]

I reckon May is toast if this poll turns out to be right and the Tories lose their majority. We may be facing another election with a new Tory leader.

Agreed,
She lucked her way into being PM and then has **** the bed in the most monumental way.
I wouldn't be surprised to see the Tories use her to quickly push through as many controversial rulings as she can (internet censorship, human rights devolution) and then replace her with someone who doesn't have blood on their hands.
Though I read that Rudd is likely next in line and she's a sack of ****.

 

[The Jones Boy]

Amber Rudd is a scary sheila.
The UKIP vote is disintegrating and seems to be mostly going to the conservatives

 

[LeinsterMan (NotTigsMan)]

Let's face it if Labour had a better leader they would be miles ahead.

If the tories had a better leader they would be miles ahead.

 

[The Jones Boy]

If Labour had not been going through 2 years of fractious infighting they would be miles ahead.
The Conservatives should never be in power, because Boris.

 

[Groundhog]

Boris Johnson PM with Sinn Féin coalition, heard it here first.

 

[LeinsterMan (NotTigsMan)]

I hate Jeremy Vine and his stupid graphics.

Talks so much ****, literally just tells you what the exit poll is but with shitty pointless graphics.

30 mins later back to Jeremy, nothing has changed but we are using different graphics now.

Don't know why he is still liked his radio show is horrible to listen too.

Rather have Tim Vine.

 

[Groundhog]

Who's gonna be more hung? Me or the UK parliament (other emojis)
Also what's more naughty? Running through a wheat field, ******* the old and disabled or cockslapping your mate (last one was me)?

 

[TRF_Olyy]

Apparently Amber Rudd is likely to lose her seat, hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Boris Johnson PM with Sinn Féin coalition, heard it here first.

I would ******* love a Labour/Sinn Fein government
The Daily Mail HQ would literally explode with how hard they'd type CORBYN TERRORIST LOVER for their front page

 

[LeinsterMan (NotTigsMan)]

Apparently Amber Rudd is likely to lose her seat, hahahahahahahahahahahaha

And alex Salmond which would be hilarious if true.

Tories could do no worse with Ken Clarke in a higher position, but he is to much an outsider in the party now.

 

[LeinsterMan (NotTigsMan)]

Gotten now to the stage where I don't care and going to watch some Digimon.

The last 12 years of elections/votes has ruined me and my sleep not this year.

I swear to god they just stare the obvious.
Talking about age divide etcyou mean like every election.

And trying to analyze a 0.2% swing vote.

 

[Mrs. Peter Quinn]

Gotten now to the stage where I don't care and going to watch some Digimon.

The last 12 years of elections/votes has ruined me and my sleep not this year.

I swear to god they just stare the obvious.
Talking about age divide etcyou mean like every election.

And trying to analyze a 0.2% swing vote.

If I hear "This is only an exit poll and we need to wait for the real results" one more time...

 

[Which Tyler]

And alex Salmond which would be hilarious if true.

Does anyone know how safe May's seat is? Cos that would make my night, regardless of the rest of the results.

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