Make me Laugh, TRF

[TRF_Ezequiel]

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=www5GN01o7c

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

Q: How do you escape a Jewish police officer in a highspeed car chase?
A: Take the toll roads

 

[Teh Mite]

The WRU were in uproar earlier as Gavin Henson, sick of all the abuse, punched a supporter. Talk about the **** hitting the fan.

 

[lucky number 7]

Gavin Henson walks into ab bar
Barman says
"get the **** out."

 

[TRF_Olyy]

Feicarsinn's ( ) blog is good for a chuckle:
http://lustin4justin.blogspot.com/

 

[shtove]

Feicarsinn's ( ) blog is good for a chuckle:
http://lustin4justin.blogspot.com/

Excellent. And creepy!

I saw an English stand-up on TV a couple of weeks ago comparing US and English porn.

The American birds have deep tans, and their tits are perfectly round because of the implants, and they all say, "**** me haaarder, baby".

The English bird is a bit pasty, could be your sister. And when the guy goes to work on her from behind, there's lots of slap-slap-slap-slap-slap-slap-slap-slap. In the end, if the guy's from Essex, he gives a thumbs up to camera and says, "Quality!" But if he's from Yorkshire he says, "Oo, that's fookin' champion, that is."

 

[lucky number 7]

Has to be a **** take? its just too creepy.

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

They published a gay version of the Bible. The first book is called "Genesissy"

 

[Teh Mite]

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[Feicarsinn]

Feicarsinn's ( ) blog is good for a chuckle:
http://lustin4justin.blogspot.com/

Nooooooo! How'd you find out?

 

[King_D'Arcy]

Is that actually your blog? It's bloody hilarious!

"When you smile it is as if there are no more problems in West Yorkshire.
Your lips are succelent, like two pieces of raw gammon attached to your face."

I can't stop laughing at that

 

[shtove]

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Hehe!

 

[TRF_Cymro]

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[lucky number 7]

Hehehe

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

 

[TRF_Olyy]

A quote from the Sale Sharks fans forum (and said without an ounce of sarcasm or jokingly etc.) when talking about players leaving/joining:

Buckley I'm happy with. He's learnt his scrummagin in the renowned school that also produced John Hayes

 

[Teh Mite]

I've noticed you're an unhappy boy on there in the Cohen thread! :lol:

 

[TRF_Olyy]

I hate everything and everyone on there, but can't stop going back :lol:
It's alright for seeing when announcements on new players are going to come out because the Media guy at Sale posts on there, but everyone is so one-eyed it's painful