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Yeh and I've been wanking for a long time doesn't mean I'm an expert at sex.
don't sell your self short... believe in yourself bud
Yeh and I've been wanking for a long time doesn't mean I'm an expert at sex.
Selling himself any other way would be the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the film 'The Neverending Story'.don't sell your self short... believe in yourself bud
Selling himself any other way would be the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the film 'The Neverending Story'.
I'm not even joking with you here, but I had that exact ****ing comment typed but I cancelled it.Yeh and I've been wanking for a long time doesn't mean I'm an expert at sex.
I'm not even joking with you here, but I had that exact ****ing comment typed but I cancelled it.
Dad????
You snooze you loose which is what I said to your dad when I helped conceive you.
That's the second "I banged your mom" joke on this site today. 6nations amd Lions really ups this place's game!
I get what you're saying, but did your teacher in school explain that pregnancy is not really a collaborative process on the male end, and that would make you my dad, or were they more focused on highlighting the dangers of inbreeding in the schools around where you grew up?You snooze you lose which is what I said to your dad when I helped conceive you.
You got a problem with my game M8?
I get what you're saying, but did your teacher in school explain that pregnancy is not really a collaborative process on the male end, and that would make you my dad, or were they more focused on highlighting the dangers of inbreeding in the schools around where you grew up?
I posted the other one!
While you didn't raise me, I feel like you've contributed to my personal development as a young man over the past few years. You know who was a right Anglophile? Hitler. You had a big fan in him. If you lived beside me you'd know my fondness for rebel music when I'm drunk. Quite a Gaelophile I'm afraid.Your dad is the guy who raised you, I'm just the guy who busted the nut.
I don't know you personally but I guess that deep down you are a Anglophile and wouldn't mind being part of the U.K. again? If so then that is my DNA showing.
Also explains why your packing a 6.7.
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Great now I feel unoriginal.
While you didn't raise me, I feel like you've contributed to my personal development as a young man over the past few years. You know who was a right Anglophile? Hitler. You had a big fan in him. If you lived beside me you'd know my fondness for rebel music when I'm drunk. Quite a Gaelophile I'm afraid.
I like Stormzy I'll give you that. In a weird twist I'll have seen him three times live at the end of the Summer. Each time he just happened to be playing (including at my college's ball), but big fan all the same. Best thing England has done since D-Day?Search for your feelings, you know it to be true.
Yeh and I've been wanking for a long time doesn't mean I'm an expert at sex.
I like Stormzy I'll give you that. In a weird twist I'll have seen him three times live at the end of the Summer. Each time he just happened to be playing (including at my college's ball), but big fan all the same.
Probably a little uncalled for since bans are handed out on this forum for far less. But no accounting for the mentality of others hey!
Whatever blood you is clearly just some sket who can't even buy man some new ellesse creps. WhagwannnnnnnWell then you're obviously not my son.
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How's it uncalled for?
It's both relevant and true.
Where's this? The North Korean TripAdvisor page?Probably a little uncalled for since bans are handed out on this forum for far less. But no accounting for the mentality of others hey!
Whatever blood you is clearly just some sket who can't even buy man some new ellesse creps. Whagwannnnnnn
Whatever blood you is clearly just some sket who can't even buy man some new ellesse creps. Whagwannnnnnn
translation please?
"It matters not as you are clearly an imbecile who is incapable of purchasing a pair of Ellese shoes for myself. What is going on?"