Champions Cup - Pool 4, Round 1 (Bath, Glasgow, Montpellier, Toulouse)

[TRF_Olyy]

Round 1 Fixtures

Live on BT Sport

Live on Sky Sports/beIN
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[Tmartin995]

When's the Bath vs Glasgow game? That's the hipster game of the round

 

[Big Ewis]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhh GASTOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIII !!!!!! Long time no see-ee no speak-y !! WHAT'S THAT ?? TOULOUSE ARE STRUGGLING ATM ARE THEY ?? WELL I GUESS THIS SHOULD JUST BE A WALK IN THE PARK WITH A LOLLYPOP IN HAND FOR THE MONTYPELLERIONNINIIIII !!!
Come owwwwwwwn raaaaht iinn, ERNEST WALLON welcomes you !!

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhh GASTOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIII !!!!!! Long time no see-ee no speak-y !! WHAT'S THAT ?? TOULOUSE ARE STRUGGLING ATM ARE THEY ?? WELL I GUESS THIS SHOULD JUST BE A WALK IN THE PARK WITH A LOLLYPOP IN HAND FOR THE MONTYPELLERIONNINIIIII !!!
Come owwwwwwwn raaaaht iinn, ERNEST WALLON welcomes you !!

 

[Big Ewis]

^ that guy's having such an enormous orgasm he's covering his face with one hand and with the other he's...holding an apple.

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

^ that guy's having such an enormous orgasm he's covering his face with one hand and with the other he's...holding an apple.

na his other hand is down is pants and i dont know what he's doing

 

[Big Ewis]

na his other hand is down is pants and i dont know what he's doing

yeah that's what I meant, obviously Scotty. His other hand is down in his pants. Holding an apple. SO WHERE THE SCREW IS ERRRBADDEHH !! Ain't those games this weekend ??!!

 

[gaston le gaff]

I think the ban on BE is over "Back with a Bang" now how surprising is that!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back BE.................

 

[Tony Manx]

yeah that's what I meant, obviously Scotty. His other hand is down in his pants. Holding an apple. SO WHERE THE SCREW IS ERRRBADDEHH !! Ain't those games this weekend ??!!

Welcome home my man!!

 

[Big Ewis]

akhhh danke schoen mein friendishen !! Good to be back. I thought I'd be all grumpy when I came back and try to show the staff I'm secretly mad, or even turn up like 4 or 5 days after the ban was lifted to show I just don't give a fk like that but not even lol, fucck pride (I got none, remember ), ban was lifted today and so today have I returned hungry as a smelly steaming horny peasant - I'm glad to be back and probably have loads more awful, awful shiitty jokes up my sleeves and pantaloons to lay down so stay tuned !
Very excited about this year's pools. This one is going to be one fkng blast. The Clermont Sarasins one too.

P.S.: I'd like to just say I've changed my ways after secluding myself and meditating for long, lonely days and nights staring at the moon with my 1990's telescope, am no longer a dubious farting racist hobbit. I now understand my limits and believe no more in the superior race (that the French are...AREN'T !! - arennnnn't..). I'm a new Ewis, and the ambig has left me somewhat. You can take me as admin now, admins. I'm ready to bare the halo atop my graceful head. Go on.

 

[gaston le gaff]

If only i could believe such bull sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet from you my friend, refound rejoiced, reborn, reiamthegoodguy, reiwillnotdoanyharm, reiwillnotupsetanyone, reiwillpromisetoreturntomyoldselfverysoon re re re re re re, leopards don't change their spots they just get darker!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have a nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Big Ewis]

If only i could believe such bull sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet from you my friend, refound rejoiced, reborn, reiamthegoodguy, reiwillnotdoanyharm, reiwillnotupsetanyone, reiwillpromisetoreturntomyoldselfverysoon re re re re re re, leopards don't change their spots they just get darker!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have a nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mmm umpff hhh buh..whe.....I ...well, I never !!!

Anyways, let's get right down to the suuurius bizziness heaaa shall we, gastoni ?? mmmm ??? Whatchu reckon ?? Can Montypellier get better than 3rd in the pool this year ???

 

[ratsapprentice]

Bath Rugby side to face Glasgow Warriors
15. Gavin Henson
14. Semesa Rokoduguni
13. Jonathan Joseph
12. Kyle Eastmond
11. Anthony Watson
10. George Ford
9. Micky Young
1. Nick Auterac
2. Ross Batty
3. Henry Thomas
4. Stuart Hooper ( c )
5. Dave Attwood
6. Dominic Day
7. Guy Mercer
8. David Sisi
Replacements
16. Rob Webber
17. Paul James
18. David Wilson
19. Charlie Ewels
20. Tom Ellis
21. Peter Stringer
22. Ollie Devoto
23. Horacio Agulla

Interesting move completely reversing the front row/bench. I'm curious to see how long Auterac can last, because when he's come off the bench so far he's been very industrious.

If we can get clean possession from the set-pieces and the weather isn't terrible then I'm fairly confident. The back-row situation is not ideal, however.
Ellis and Ewels are both academy lads and Dom Day is a lock. Sisi is a very talented player, but this is his first start for us.

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

here is the glasgow squad to face bath

15. Stuart Hogg
14. Sean Maitland
13. Mark Bennett
12. Peter Horne
11. Tommy Seymour
10. Duncan Weir
9. Henry Pyrgos (Captain)

1. Gordon Reid
2. Pat MacArthur
3. Euan Murray
4. Leone Nakarawa
5. Jonny Gray
6. Rob Harley
7. Chris Fusaro
8. Adam Ashe

Replacements

16. Dougie Hall
17. Jerry Yanuyanutawa
18. Rossouw de Klerk
19. Tim Swinson
20. Tyrone Holmes
21. Niko Matawalu
22. Finn Russell
23. DTH van der Merwe

 

[Big Ewis]

And the visiting Montypolini:

1. Misha NARIASHVILI - 2. Mickaël IVALDI - 3. Nicolas MAS - 4. Sitaleki TIMANI - 5. Thibaut PRIVAT (Capitaine) - 6. Alexandre BIAS - 7. Akapusi QERA - 8. Ben MOWEN - 9. Teddy IRIBAREN - 10. Enzo SELPONI - 11. Samisoni VIRIVIRI - 12. Wynand OLIVIER - 13. Rene RANGER - 14. Jim NAGUSA - 15. Benjamin FALL
Les remplaçants: 16. Charles GELI - 17. Yvan WATREMEZ - 18. Chris KING - 19. Robins TCHALE-WATCHOU - 20. Kélian GALLETIER - 21. Benoît PAILLAUGUE - 22. Anthony TUITAVAKE - 23. Benoît SICART

Not a bad squad from the visitors, but Toulouse ain't fartin' around either.

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

the battle on the pitch for the glasgow v bath game seems quite close

Glasgow vs Bath
Stuart Hogg 15. Gavin Henson
Sean Maitland 14. Semesa Rokoduguni
Mark Bennett 13. Jonathan Joseph
Peter Horne 12. Kyle Eastmond
Tommy Seymour 11. Anthony Watson
Duncan Weir 10. George Ford
Henry Pyrgos 9. Micky Young
Gordon Reid 1. Nick Auterac
Pat MacArthur 2. Ross Batty
Euan Murray 3. Henry Thomas
Leone Nakarawa 4. Stuart Hooper ( c )
Jonny Gray 5. Dave Attwood
Rob Harley 6. Dominic Day
Chris Fusaro 7. Guy Mercer
Adam Ashe 8. David Sisi
Replacements
Dougie Hall 16. Rob Webber
Jerry Yanuyanutawa 17. Paul James
Rossouw de Klerk 18. David Wilson
Tim Swinson 19. Charlie Ewels
Tyrone Holmes 20. Tom Ellis
Niko Matawalu 21. Peter Stringer
Finn Russell 22. Ollie Devoto
DTH van der Merwe 23. Horacio Agulla

 

[ratsapprentice]

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[TRF_Olyy]

These commentators are so so bad, I'm going to have to go back to the Sarries/Clermont game/BT Sport.

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

i bet no-one thought Seymour could do that good try for Maitland

 

[Ragey Erasmus]

Bath beginning to give away penalties like last week... Their form has dropped a lot these past 2 weeks, the attack is nowhere near as clinical or fast.

EDIT FFS I could see that try coming after the scrum collapsed. The Bath players had visibly switched off.