Caption Compo Thread II

[O'Rothlain]

"No one enjoyed watching him f___ the ball."

 

[kaftka]

Loaded magazine generic unwitty 'Ball' pun caption 12

 

[getofmeland]

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Oops, guess who forgot about this hehe...

And here's our winner...

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John's hernia didn't stop his legendary farts causing nausea for innocent bystanders
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Wowsers! Okay

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Yobo can only dream of what it is like to be kicked in the balls!!! (PC Version)

 

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Yobo can only dream of what it is like to be kicked in the balls!!! (PC Version)
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There's got to be one involving Mr Pancake but I daresay no-one outside Liverpool will get it.

 

[getofmeland]

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Yobo can only dream of what it is like to be kicked in the balls!!! (PC Version)
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There's got to be one involving Mr Pancake but I daresay no-one outside Liverpool will get it. [/b][/quote]

I am not expecting to win this cos I am a rednosed gobshite!!!

 

[RoyalBlueStuey]

I am not expecting to win this cos I am a rednosed gobshite!!!
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I'd never hold that against you.

Pity you can't enter your own competition...I've just come up with a great one :

"Dr Steven Gerrard PHd went to great lengths to explore every aspect of the 'cleats or studs' debate."

 

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Argh! the Gerrard piccie has gone now anyway.

Okay brand new competition :

 

[kaftka]

f***.

 

[melon]

"Flight 172381 to air control, there seems to be a bird on the run way"

 

[Bullitt]

Argh! the Gerrard piccie has gone now anyway.

Okay brand new competition :

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Fuel rate increases meant the British Airways "tow tours" got into full swing.

 

[getofmeland]

Why is it I always get stuck behind the OAPs on narrow runways....

 

[gjohn85]

Argh! the Gerrard piccie has gone now anyway.

Okay brand new competition :

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Pilot in small plane: Damn, this plane is cutting out......BUGGER!! That the last time I'm getting my petrol from Tesco's, Save club card points on fuel my arse! Oh well, I'll just wait here until I can get this plane repaired.......oh wait, what's that noise?

 

[O'Rothlain]

Is that John Travolta back there? Why can't he just be happy with a cesna like the rest of us rich "pilots"?

 

[robinweide]

the easy-jet way to downsizing

 

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Pilot in small plane: Damn, this plane is cutting out......BUGGER!! That the last time I'm getting my petrol from Tesco's, Save club card points on fuel my arse! Oh well, I'll just wait here until I can get this plane repaired.......oh wait, what's that noise?
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Winner there I think!

 

[gjohn85]

Enjoy...

 

[RoyalBlueStuey]

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"So let me get this straight...You've come to take my soul down to suffer eternal suffering & damnation?.....Just for wearing socks and sandals? Wow, seems a little harsh to me!"

 

[gjohn85]

Great observation there RBS.

 

[SaintsFan_Webby]

"Weren't you in Bill and Ted?"

 

[Bullitt]

Enjoy...

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Does my bum look big in this?