Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101@Apr 20 2006, 01:30 PM
shut up..im the best drummer alive...the best guitarist and the best vocalist...i play the violin with my pinky toes better than any orchestra can....i have the best air guitar...my fingers move so fast thru the air the nitrogen gets cut into 20 electrons from the usual 5..forcing the air around my blistering hands to make a sudden and swift noise..so when i play the 'air' guitar you can actually hear noise which resembles an electric guitar
i created the piano when i went to africa in search of rassie(aka tha man who raped and molested my pet lion when it was a wee small baby..u sick man rassie)..anyways i created the piano afta questionin a bunch of elephants on rassies where abouts..they couldnt understand my ultra magnificent dialect and simply tried to run me over..but i said 'no' and they fell on there knees,bowed to me and collapsed to death..then i ate there flesh,and punched there tusks which made a great soothing noise..so i took the ivory,burnt down half of africas trees and made pianos for mozart and da likes of him...
i am the best songwriter in the world..every song you have heard has some relationship with my words...becoz i wrote every dictionary,thesaurus and encyclopedia since the beginning of time..(when i was smokin weed in eden with adam while eve was havin animal sex with a frog)..i wrote those books,oz i was bored,i was sick of killing dinosaurs all the time so i went into literacy and became the man
FACT:...did you know the word Grammy has origins linked to me?..yes it does so shut your face and listen *****es,the word grammy deprives from a situation which occured between me and shakespare..when he was a weed dealer for king arthur in the streets of harlem...i approached him and said.."mate..you gotta gram?"..he said "me?..gram?..me?..who told you?"..i said "give me a gram before a punch ur face"..so he did and stopd sellin drugs coz of the dangers i was willing to give..and thus we have the grammys...celebrating me and my awesome story
i am music...everyone else jus rides my dick