Honestly, if a member bothered to post something (anything really that I couldn't have known by looking a bit to the left of their post, like where they live, their username and the club they support), I'd be much nicer. And, if I thought the members just saying 'hello', 'hallo', 'bonjour' 'ola', '...' would ever return here to see what I wrote, I'd probably be nicer too. Since I'm usually a nice sort of person.
Right now, I'm trying out the, irritate members, so they'll post something being angry with me, so i can start an actual meaningful conversation with them' tactics. It doesn't seem to be working, so I might be going back to my 'make up stories about who ever posted a simple hello, in the hope they'll read it and go 'hey, that's not true, I actually have a pet donkey and I like my coffee black'
As I said, anything really.
I know saying hello is difefrent in forum, but as each new member doesn't make their own topic like with us, I have to come up with a way to make them react faster. I can't pull out the usual 'hey, welcome to ..., make sure to read the rules and PM me or any of the other Staff members if you have any problems with anything. So what got you to join ..., and what do you hope to find here?'
People would just fail to notice. And I'm not Staff here xD