Sad Single f***ers

[gjohn85]

I'm single & I'm feeling....

 

[Rugby_Cymru]

I just can't see the point of me discussing it, I'm single at the moment and thats that, not much else to say really.
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Ok, I'll repeat myself again:

Maybe you shouldn't have just posted that...

 

[allblacksfreak]

*Stands up, scans the room in fear someone might recognise his international status *

Gents, and some ladies.. i've been an SSF for a lil bit over 8 months now.. I do not know what the hell hit me... I guess my flamboyant lifestyle was to blame, because when the time comes that I want to actually settle with just one meaningful relationship; girls think I'm just out there for the sex, as what i used to do.. I have been on a lot of dates lately.. but what I've been getting one night stands only...

 

[Juggernaut]

*Big J walks in with a Camera and films all these Sad Single F**Kers*

Hello everybody. My name is Big J and I'm here to record all your stories for our database. Dont worry, we will not divulge any information to the outside world.

Go on, dont let me stop you. Keep talking.

 

[getofmeland]

Well I think all us SSF should take note of the SMF thread... theree are some HMF's in there that have show we all have some hope...

 

[wigan_rlfc]

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I just can't see the point of me discussing it, I'm single at the moment and thats that, not much else to say really.
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Ok, I'll repeat myself again:

Maybe you shouldn't have just posted that...
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For the purpous of the thread I posted that but there is not much else for me to say about it. Theres no real reason for it and I'm not depressed lol.

 

[Rugby_Cymru]

Ok, no worries, mate.

 

[melon]

*Stands up with a serious, meaninful gaze plastered across my face*

"I propose we banish wigan_rlfc from our support group. Negativity is something that is definitely not needed. All he does is undo all the good work and positives that we have gained from each other. Shame on him"

*Sits down full of satisfaction*

 

[Ripper]

Wigan is an Emo..

*Stands Up* I am also a SSF, my best friend's are Jeremy Clarkson, Alcoholic Beverages and My Rifle which I use to shoot empty Alcoholic Dispiensers.

 

[..::ERIC::..]

I am a SSF, however my flat base suport group the Lonely Hearts Club helps me get through everyday without the urge to jump off a very tall building.

 

[RC]

:lol:

I forgot all about this topic!


...still a SSF though.
However, i f***ed an 18 year old a couple of weeks ago. It's just nice to think that by the time i was out of full time education she still hadn't even done her GCSE's yet! Lol.
I wasn't thinking of that mid-coitus of course...i was thinking about whether i should read a Dean Koontz novel next, because the novel i was on at the time (a chuck palahniuk one) was coming to an end and i have about 3 books unread on my book shelf.
Coincidentally she doesn't alphabetise her books, dvds or cds in her room...how does she find things easily?!
Maybe the huge poster of Justin Timberlake points her in the right direction...

 

[Bullitt]

Well I'm shagging a 20 year old and a 40 year old. So the law ov averages means I'm shagging 2 women at their sexual peaks.

Yeah, I rule. Being single is ace.

 

[St Helens RLFC]

By the law of averages it means you're shagging a 30 year old!

 

[Bullitt]

No, 2 thirty-year-olds!

 

[getofmeland]

Well still a SSF... but I have had a few encounters with a couple of lovely ladies, and also had sex with a 32 Year old at the weekend and also an 18 year old the next day... and I am off to a Wedding where there is going to be loads of Air Hostesses who are hot... OH YEAH!!!

 

[St Helens RLFC]

Charlie's been listening to Busted again!

 

[SaintsFan_Schweinsteiger_Webby]

I'm due to celebrate the anniversary of my relationship in January. And I get nookie whenever I like so the sense of smugness I confessed to over a year and a half ago now still stands.

Although I'm probably now in the wrong thread...

 

[gingergenius]

I'm a SSF. I watch plenty porn and play Rugby 08 too much. And it must be said I hadn't bagged a girl since the summer. But a week of hostelling in Dublin and there's another 3 on to my tally so its all good - my first brazilian and my first and second slovene. zoop zoop.

 

[cyRil]

I'm shagging an English bird... :|

 

[gingergenius]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cyRil of Ospreylia @ Nov 21 2008, 02:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I'm shagging an English bird... :|[/b]

you're polluting our pure genepool with your whiny taffy sperm.