Anyway an impartial review of our team for the Kiwis!
1. McGrath - Best 1 in the world, seeking redemption.
2. Best - 29 games without a win? Best says no.
3. Furlong - Prime Wexford beef, this man is what all young fat kids dream to be.
4. Ryan - Stubborn as a mule and twice as ugly, this face is said to have made the front five of all international sides he's played since his debut in 2008 against the pumas cry.
5. Toner - He's less comical than he looks
6. Stander - He's South African, so he hates you, he's also very good and has a charming smile... Warm to him.
7. Murphy - His rugby is as good as his magnificent hair.
8. Heaslip - Difficult game for Jamie, you lads don't have BO'D to hurt anymore and he's unsure as to who he should kick in the head.
9. Murray - He's scored more against you lot than he has in his local nightclub, you know him well.
10. Sexton - He missed a big kick once, he's also going down in rugby's folklore for actions in Soldier Field.
11. Zebo - Imagine a player who is as good Zebo was bad against you in 2012 and you have Simon Zebo.
12. Henshaw - Take a look at his wiki...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitruvian_Man
13. Payne - Ever see the Lion King? Scar's going to win this time.
14. Trimble - Say your prayers, he might even help you.
15. Kearney - Devilishly handsome, he was rudely interrupted after some stunning foreplay three years ago, now he's going to **** you!
16. Cronin - Have you ever seen a two legged rhinoceros? Prepare yourself.
17. Healy - Another man who'll miss McCaw's head, expect big things from himself and Jamie without the distraction!
18. Bealham - He's good for 15.
19. Dillane - Don't be fooled by his boyish looks and hunched run, he'll hurt you.
20. Van der Flier - You lads thought Richie was good?!
21. Marmion - He's not that much worse than Luke McGrath!
22. Carbery - Imagine a better, younger, slightly shorter, handsome, Auckland born Beauden Barrett, probably the second best player in the world.
23. Ringrose - Better than Joey Carbery.
Also, I know he's soon to be an international rugby player and everything but is it generally accepted it must be **** to be Scott Barrett? I can't imagine him being seen in public and being asked anything other than if either of his two more fashionable, boner inducing bros are around!
Green by 1, Ringrose try at 81', JC with a touchline conversion.