Make me Laugh, TRF

[Feicarsinn]

This is the most boring thing I have ever seen in my life. I'm not even kidding. Seriously guys, no one cares at all.

 

[lucky number 7]

Jnr made airliners crashed and vanished into thin air

That's amazing does he do children's parties?

 

[LittleGuy]

Shovenose = Cave Dweller 3.0 ?

 

[Shovenose]

That's amazing does he do children's parties?

Dunno was he at yours?

A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."
He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"
She said, "I think it must be the second coming."
The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it's the second coming?".
She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one...."

 

[big ginger 8]

Shovenose = Cave Dweller 3.0 ?

Took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

Inspired by Jimmy Carr:

Why become a suicide-bomber on the off chance you might get 72 virgins after you die when you can be a priest and have them now?

What's the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

If you know the difference between a canoe and a kayek you probably don't know what it's like to have sex.

Environmentalists say that everyday an area the size of Wales is destroyed... Why is it never Wales?

 

[madflyhalf]

Why become a suicide-bomber on the off chance you might get 72 virgins after you die when you can be a priest and have them now?

If you know the difference between a canoe and a kayek you probably don't know what it's like to have sex.

I'm rolling

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

A few others by Jimmy Carr:

"Cricket was invented at Rugby public school when some boys were
playing football and 1 of the boys forgot the ball. They were all
standing in a field and NOTHING HAPPENED!"

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

"Did you know you're ten times more likely to get mugged in your home-town than New York city? Thats because you don't live in New York City"

 

[SelimNiai]

A few others by Jimmy Carr:


"Cricket was invented at Rugby public school when some boys were
playing football and 1 of the boys forgot the ball. They were all
standing in a field and NOTHING HAPPENED!"

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

"Did you know you're ten times more likely to get mugged in your home-town than New York city? Thats because you don't live in New York City"

That's precisely the reason I don't like Jimmy Carr, he crosses the line a bit too often. The 2nd, 4th and 5th are good but the others are just shouldn't be joked about so bluntly

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

Well, he does go far, and some think he crosses the line but in the end you just have to realize it's not serious. Maybe it's just because I am Dutch. We have a history of comedians crossing the line. I will remove the ones you think are offensive.

 

[big ginger 8]

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[Icemn]

Die eend loop by die kroeg in en vra die kroegman: Het jy brood?

Kroegman: Nee.

Eend: Enige brood?

Kroegman: Nee.

Eend: Niks brood nie?

Kroegman: Nee, ons het nie enige brood nie!

Eend: Nie eers ou brood nie?

Kroegman: Is jy doof of wat? Ons het nie brood nie!

Kroegman: As jy my weer vra, gaan ek jou bek aan die kroegtoonbank vasspyker.

Eend: Het jy spykers?

Kroegman: Nee.

Eend: En brood?

 

[SelimNiai]

Haha

 

[Draggs]

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I can't believe that Armstrong has been stripped of all his ***les. But a big congratulations to Buzz Aldrin, the new First Man on the Moon!

24 Aug 12

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[Gavin]

Simply a classic.

 

[SelimNiai]

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I can't believe that Armstrong has been stripped of all his ***les. But a big congratulations to Buzz Aldrin, the new First Man on the Moon!

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He broke his jaw today, the real one that is.

 

[Draggs]

He broke his jaw today, the real one that is.

Yeah saw that, unbelievable.

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

I saw a car in The Hague with a bumper sticker, "Ek mis Suid Afrika" ...

So I broke the window, stole the radio and laptop, and left a note that said, "Voel jy nou beter?"

 

[lucky number 7]

I saw a car in The Hague with a bumper sticker, "Ek mis Suid Afrika" ...

So I broke the window, stole the radio and laptop, and left a note that said, "Voel jy nou beter?"

We were going to go to the Hague the other day ...my mate lost his passport so the Embassy seemed the safest bet...Instead we chanced the airport and he bluffed his way through about 5 checkpoints With nothing more than a Garda ID card and a sheet of paper that he claimed to be from Amsterdam Police( It was but nobody even looked)

 

[TRF_Olyy]