Make me Laugh, TRF

[TRF_Olyy]

To be fair it'd be easier to punch her in the ovaries/cause her no pain as they're in a jar somewhere and not in her body.

 

[SelimNiai]

This man is mad but brilliant

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[Draggs]

Ever see his pitch invasion at a Montpellier match?

 

[big ginger 8]

More for Irish members first one is probably funny for most and unfortunately realistic.

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And for Feic:
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[dasNdanger]

Jesus talk about taking your genitalia seriously.. I wouldn't mind a single nut too much ...adds character

Did you hear the one about the guy who cut off his bits and served them up for guests? Unfortunately, it's not a joke...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nitals-serves-paying-dinner-party-guests.html

Now THAT'S taking your genitalia too seriously.


das

 

[ZeFrenchy]

The spanish war dance:

 

[dasNdanger]

The spanish war dance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iQpWgPjeNw

:lol::lol::lol:


das

 

[SelimNiai]

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Watch and try not to laugh, I dares ya!! Funniest sketch Monty Python did.

 

[ZeFrenchy]

I thought about this one with last night's football game. The best part is Beckenbauer's participation.

 

[Tony Manx]

Bit wet but amusing.....................I could see my two boys doing this.........................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ySv62XKuOA&feature=player_embedded

 

[TRF_Olyy]

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

I was in a London pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks! I noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them turned to me and screamed, "IT'S WALES, YOU IDIOT!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

That's all I remember....

 

[Shovenose]

Check at this bloke. He thought he just scored a try or he tried to cheat

Qantas Airlines: Repair Division

In case you need a laugh:
Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one.

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells mechanics
about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots
review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P)
and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.


P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed..

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks causes throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.... (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last.......
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something
with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

 

[Feicarsinn]

Your signature is bad and you should feel bad.

 

[Shovenose]

Your signature is bad and you should feel bad.

It is? I do not see any signatures for some reason. Why is it bad btw?

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

This isn't making me laugh

This is... Nice

Sent from my HTC Sensation Z710e using Tapatalk

 

[TRF_Olyy]

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!

 

[lucky number 7]

New thread for this is needed..

Planes and ****

 

[Shovenose]

What's six inches long and won't get sucked this valentines day?
Whitney's crack pipe

 

[Feicarsinn]

No it does not. It is just switched off but its there. On July 3 1988 a US warship shot down a civilian airliner. This was the reason as they thought it was a Iranian fighter jet.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/inatl/longterm/flight801/stories/july88crash.htm

After 9/11 any plane operating in US airspace must have a IFF transponder installed.

9/11 never happened. It's just a massive publicity stunt.