Make me Laugh, TRF

[Teh Mite]

 

[Feicarsinn]

Quality tackle there. Serious potential.

 

[lucky number 7]

We may hook him up with a spot on the squad

 

[LittleGuy]

Either the worst or best moment(or both) in Wrestling history......

 

[smartcooky]

You could see what he was thinking... He's running away from one Cop and there was another one coming from the other direction, so pull off a "Jackie Chan" over the 4WD and he's home free..... but



FAIL!!

 

[Draggs]

You could see what he was thinking... He's running away from one Cop and there was another one coming from the other direction, so pull off a "Jackie Chan" over the 4WD and he's home free..... but



FAIL!!

I'm thinking red. No arms, looks like he might have been beyond the horizontal just before impact.
White card at least.

 

[SelimNiai]

Mind blown

 

[Cave Dweller]

 

[SelimNiai]

It's Fryonel Richie

 

[Cave Dweller]

 

[SelimNiai]

Why did the darts player quit?



He wanted to play oche instead.


(Wonder how many will get that)

 

[big ginger 8]

Why did the darts player quit?



He wanted to play oche instead.


(Wonder how many will get that)

That puns toeing the line.

 

[SelimNiai]

'Scuse me, where's the checkout?

 

[Teh Mite]

I saw a scouser standing in my back garden this morning.


I opened the window and said, "What are you doing mate?"


"Sorry," he said, "I thought you was in Spain?"


"No," I replied. "I leave at 6am tomorrow."


"Okay," he said, jumping over the fence. "Have a lovely time."


"Will do" I smiled.


What a nice guy.
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[Cave Dweller]

I was on the phone having a ****.

"So, you're not wearing a bra?" I panted.

"No"

"What about a skirt?"

"Not at the moment"

"Knickers?"

"Of course not. Look, are you coming into work or not?" shouted Dave, my boss.

 

[TRF_heineken]

This is so good, I was thinking it deserved it's own thread...

 

[TRF_Olyy]

That is incredible :lol:

 

[big ginger 8]

I know these aren't new but only got shown them today pretty funny.

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[Sker]

hahahaha great song, I love it.

 

[Cave Dweller]

I asked a fortune teller to read my future. Suddenly, she went pale and sprinted from the room. So I grabbed the crystal ball, chased the ***** down and beat her to death.

I wonder what the **** she saw in that thing.