Invest in some wedding attire...

[wigan_rlfc]

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 20 2005, 07:26 PM
One is in the Navy.

Is it essential that we know this?

 

[esoj]

Well maybe or maybe not but thats Saints choice on which info he gives us and his missus will put him in line if he goes to far. I like that choclate fountain idea

 

[Ripper]

Originally posted by captainamerica+May 20 2005, 11:59 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (captainamerica @ May 20 2005, 11:59 AM)</div>

Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101@May 20 2005, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by captainamerica@May 20 2005, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 20 2005, 12:11 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Gay-Guy

@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?

I'm having two, both very old friends.

How old?

Pensioners? -- Might have trouble getting them down the aisle. Might need to borrow robbinho's jetpack.

Incidentally, my head exploded trying to catch up with this thread.

ahhh so that is you in the sig!!!!!

im guessing with that brain explosion,you are bald now

It's not the baldness so much as it is the brain and blood seeping all over my face. You know, from the explosion and all.


I'd like to take the time now to comment on the debauchery to be had the night before and then after the wedding:

What goes on in Ripper's shed -- Stays in Ripper's shed.

And thank god for that because the thought is disgusting.

Ripper's Shed.

Sure, I know his real name isn't Ripper (what if his name was Consuela -- that might make things a tad nicer. Welcome to Consuela's Shed. Here, have a cake.)

But Ripper's Shed?

I smell burnt popcorn and wet dog. I see things soaking in formaldehyde. What's the kiwi equivalent for Rednecks?

Bah, I'm sure it'll be fine. Rips, I'll bring a Kurt Warner poster to cover up that whore-shaped hole in the wall. [/b]

Burnt Popcorn and Wet Dog?

No dogs in MY shed - although we might have to make some exceptions if Neh is to attend this Bash, one of my dogs has a bladder problem and the other shits at the drop of a hat... or the wag of a tail so to speak

 

[kaftka]

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 21 2005, 06:26 AM
perhaps you could bring some of your bananas, Kaftka?

Meh, I only have two holsters, but I suppose I can fit some in my tophat.

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

Originally posted by .:kaftka:.+May 21 2005, 02:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (.:kaftka:. @ May 21 2005, 02:21 PM)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC

@May 21 2005, 06:26 AM
perhaps you could bring some of your bananas, Kaftka? 

Meh, I only have two holsters, but I suppose I can fit some in my tophat. [/b]

pleez dont they mite scare off our resident monkey kinkon

and we need kinkon to cater for our after function drink up!!!
hes a very good bum boy...i assure you

 

[SaintsFan_Webby]

Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101+May 21 2005, 07:32 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (THE CHIROPRACTOR101 @ May 21 2005, 07:32 AM)</div>

Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@May 21 2005, 02:21 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC

@May 21 2005, 06:26 AM
perhaps you could bring some of your bananas, Kaftka? 

Meh, I only have two holsters, but I suppose I can fit some in my tophat.

pleez dont they mite scare off our resident monkey kinkon

and we need kinkon to cater for our after function drink up!!!
hes a very good bum boy...i assure you [/b]

Wow. You've just taken an amusing thread and taken it to the point of death in one swoop.

Quick someone rescue it, kaftka, robbinho, captain, anyone..........

 

[kinkon89]

shame chiro!

you got told ahahaaaa!!!

shame you dry c***!

 

[St Helens RLFC]

AY!

This is MY thread! If I wanted a picture of Andy Farrell I would have asked for it!

 

[Ripper]

Originally posted by .:kaftka:.+May 21 2005, 02:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (.:kaftka:. @ May 21 2005, 02:21 PM)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-St Helens RLFC

@May 21 2005, 06:26 AM
perhaps you could bring some of your bananas, Kaftka? 

Meh, I only have two holsters, but I suppose I can fit some in my tophat. [/b]

Top-Hat, Signlet, Gumboots...

You must Ooze of Class Kafkta...

 

[kaftka]

Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@May 21 2005, 07:52 PM
Wow. You've just taken an amusing thread and taken it to the point of death in one swoop.

Quick someone rescue it, kaftka, other tards........

Sorry mate, I'm only human.


Sort of.


Ripper- You nose it.

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 21 2005, 11:14 PM
AY!

This is MY thread! If I wanted a picture of Andy Farrell I would have asked for it!

its my wedding gift...take it or leave it

 

[getofmeland]

...because yesterday I got engaged to my lovely girlfriend and we will be getting married in the summer of 2008.

[/b]

A Year to Go Mate!!!

 

[SaintsFan_Webby]

I'd forgotten all about this thread. Has to go down as one of the classics. I actually read through from start to finish. Needs pinning somewhere.

And still time to find my knackered Golf and personalised tux.

 

[woosaah]

**** thats a long engagement

 

[RoyalBlueStuey]

Congratumalations....best of luck with the planning etc etc

 

[St Helens RLFC]

A year away! lmao!

Add another three and it will be more realistic!

 

[getofmeland]

Damn I will need a new suit by then....

 

[Rugby_Cymru]

Yup, Charlie's expecting his growth spurt any time soon, now.
Poor lad, living in the country must have stunted his growth. Now he's this weirdly short freak of nature.
But we still love him...

 

[St Helens RLFC]

Yup, Charlie's expecting his growth spurt any time soon, now.
Poor lad, living in the country must have stunted his growth. Now he's this weirdly short freak of nature.
But we still love him... [/b]

:lol2tn:



IRNOIC alert!

 

[getofmeland]

Yup, Charlie's expecting his growth spurt any time soon, now.
Poor lad, living in the country must have stunted his growth. Now he's this weirdly short freak of nature.
But we still love him... [/b]

Yep I am expecting my outward growth spurt, my gut is growing slowly...