Invest in some wedding attire...

[robbinho]

Ithankyou

 

[Ripper]

pfft... Jet Packs - there so 1999

 

[Ripper]

Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@May 12 2005, 08:34 PM
Not to worry chiro, I'll bring my hover-trailer. And no, we are not taking the shed with us, they will be getting married in Napier, or they won't be married at all. And that's final.

We could take them on a guided tour through Waiora... Dont you live in Waipak?

 

[Gay-Guy]

Originally posted by Ripper@May 17 2005, 02:38 PM
We could take them on a guided tour through Waiora...

Do you know the King family in Wairoa? They look after the Christian Revival Church there?

Nice little place Wairoa...........

 

[kaftka]

Originally posted by Ripper+May 17 2005, 02:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ripper @ May 17 2005, 02:38 PM)</div>

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@May 12 2005, 08:34 PM
Not to worry chiro, I'll bring my hover-trailer. And no, we are not taking the shed with us, they will be getting married in Napier, or they won't be married at all. And that's final.

We could take them on a guided tour through Waiora... Dont you live in Waipak? [/b]

No Ripper, Waipak is the 'second-rate' manufacturer of Robinho's deathtrap.

I live in Waipuk.

 

[Wally]

Originally posted by wigan_rlfc+May 15 2005, 10:32 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wigan_rlfc @ May 15 2005, 10:32 AM)</div>

Originally posted by Ripper@May 14 2005, 01:37 AM
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@May 13 2005, 11:47 PM
Ripper, have you been at the Kiwi fruit again?

Nah bro, just been raiding the fejoa trees

It might be funny if we new what they were. [/b]

Lol. I pay that.

 

[Ripper]

Originally posted by Gay-Guy+May 17 2005, 04:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gay-Guy @ May 17 2005, 04:49 PM)</div>

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@May 17 2005, 02:38 PM
We could take them on a guided tour through Waiora...

Do you know the King family in Wairoa? They look after the Christian Revival Church there?

Nice little place Wairoa........... [/b]

Nice enough if you remember to lock your doors and wind up your windows...

 

[Gay-Guy]

Originally posted by Ripper+May 18 2005, 08:04 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ripper @ May 18 2005, 08:04 AM)</div>

Originally posted by Gay-Guy@May 17 2005, 04:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Ripper

@May 17 2005, 02:38 PM
We could take them on a guided tour through Waiora...

Do you know the King family in Wairoa? They look after the Christian Revival Church there?

Nice little place Wairoa...........

Nice enough if you remember to lock your doors and wind up your windows... [/b]

Yeah true dat............


When I was 18 I was over there with a church group and they were doing a sports thing in a hall. There were these teenage prospect type wannabes going on about how BAD Wairoa was.



I didn't know whether to laugh or give him a haircut

Anyway better keep on topic........................Who is your best man Helen?

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

you mean bridesmaid

yep...uhh..helen?

oh helen yes st.helen

im guessing st.jessica?

 

[St Helens RLFC]

That's spooky, one of MRS SHRLFC's nominated bridesmaids is called Jessica....

 

[robbinho]

I've met Jessica, and Christ, spooky is not the word!

 

[St Helens RLFC]

Originally posted by Gay-Guy@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?

I'm having two, both very old friends.

 

[SaintsFan_Webby]

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC+May 19 2005, 01:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (St Helens RLFC @ May 19 2005, 01:11 PM)</div>

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@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?

I'm having two, both very old friends. [/b]

How does that work? Are you going to make them fight to see who's actually the 'Best Man'?

 

[captainamerica]

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC+May 20 2005, 12:11 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (St Helens RLFC @ May 20 2005, 12:11 AM)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-Gay-Guy

@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?

I'm having two, both very old friends. [/b]

How old?

Pensioners? -- Might have trouble getting them down the aisle. Might need to borrow robbinho's jetpack.

Incidentally, my head exploded trying to catch up with this thread.

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

Originally posted by captainamerica+May 20 2005, 08:57 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (captainamerica @ May 20 2005, 08:57 AM)</div>

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 20 2005, 12:11 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Gay-Guy

@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?

I'm having two, both very old friends.

How old?

Pensioners? -- Might have trouble getting them down the aisle. Might need to borrow robbinho's jetpack.

Incidentally, my head exploded trying to catch up with this thread. [/b]

ahhh so that is you in the sig!!!!!

im guessing with that brain explosion,you are bald now

 

[captainamerica]

Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101+May 20 2005, 09:39 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (THE CHIROPRACTOR101 @ May 20 2005, 09:39 AM)</div>

Originally posted by captainamerica@May 20 2005, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 20 2005, 12:11 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Gay-Guy

@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?

I'm having two, both very old friends.

How old?

Pensioners? -- Might have trouble getting them down the aisle. Might need to borrow robbinho's jetpack.

Incidentally, my head exploded trying to catch up with this thread.

ahhh so that is you in the sig!!!!!

im guessing with that brain explosion,you are bald now [/b]

It's not the baldness so much as it is the brain and blood seeping all over my face. You know, from the explosion and all.


I'd like to take the time now to comment on the debauchery to be had the night before and then after the wedding:

What goes on in Ripper's shed -- Stays in Ripper's shed.

And thank god for that because the thought is disgusting.

Ripper's Shed.

Sure, I know his real name isn't Ripper (what if his name was Consuela -- that might make things a tad nicer. Welcome to Consuela's Shed. Here, have a cake.)

But Ripper's Shed?

I smell burnt popcorn and wet dog. I see things soaking in formaldehyde. What's the kiwi equivalent for Rednecks?

Bah, I'm sure it'll be fine. Rips, I'll bring a Kurt Warner poster to cover up that whore-shaped hole in the wall.

 

[esoj]

I have only just seen this thread and what a laugh it is and congrats st Helens even though I am a few weeks late.

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

Originally posted by captainamerica@May 20 2005, 11:59 AM
What's the kiwi equivalent for Rednecks?

.

cantabs

hey mr and mrs st.helens

all fine and dandy,u guys gettin married and what not...BUT

WHERES DA FEED AT!?!


after function anyone?....

 

[Gay-Guy]

Originally posted by captainamerica@May 20 2005, 11:59 AM
Rips, I'll bring a Kurt Warner poster to cover up that whore-shaped hole in the wall.

A whore shape or just a part of her anatomy.............




.............and I thought I had a patent on that wall hole shape

(Chiro assured me that no one else knew)

 

[St Helens RLFC]

Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby+May 19 2005, 06:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SaintsFan_Webby @ May 19 2005, 06:01 PM)</div>

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@May 19 2005, 01:11 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Gay-Guy

@May 19 2005, 06:04 AM
Who is your best man Helen?

I'm having two, both very old friends.

How does that work? Are you going to make them fight to see who's actually the 'Best Man'? [/b]

No, they'll both just pass the rings over for me. One is in the Navy.

Captainamerica - they won't be needing jetpacks quite yet!

esoj - thank you

function - no ideas yet, we need to start looking into things like this very soon, and I dare say we will. I intend to have a chocolate fountain though; perhaps you could bring some of your bananas, Kaftka?