No one decided to post a 'and I'm a Mac'? No one knows the commercials for Apple? No one made the link? Not sure the I'm an Apple was a reference to those advertisements.
Anyway
I'm a PC and I enjoy switching myself off at random intervals, especially when it's important I don't switch myself off.
I was referring to the Microsoft adverts.
Where people like Bill Gates and the guy from N.E.R.D. and random folk from around the world say, "I'm a PC and i teach children" "I'm a PC and have a beard" etc.
I'm a PC and now thanks to you, all i can think about is 2 girls and 1 cup.
I'm a PC and i want you to put that USB stick into all my sockets and show me your applications all night long.
I'm a PC.. what did you say about my motherboard?!