For talking rot.

[TRF_heineken]

Challenge him to karate match and then...

As long as he doesn't have a Mr Miyagi there then his recently fixed knee will be completely gone.

What's even more devastating:

 

[admartian]

I went to the gf's work last week, they had no antivirus. 279 viruses. The best part was they showed me their backup strategy: they use custom software and they backed up the application by dragging the desktop icon (a shortcut) to their cdrw. They had 2 years worth of shortcuts.

:lol:

If that is true, then wow.

Speechless.

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Lads, I need some help. What do you do when you can smell rotten food at the end of your bed but just can't place it?

 

[lucky number 7]

Lads, I need some help. What do you do when you can smell rotten food at the end of your bed but just can't place it?

Start using tissue paper.

 

[Draggs]

Lads, I need some help. What do you do when you can smell rotten food at the end of your bed but just can't place it?

Burn your bed.

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Wait I found it, a school lunch must have fallen out of my bag behind my shelf about four years ago.

 

[lucky number 7]

..............Talking rot..




Was that intentional young cmac..

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

..............Talking rot..




Was that intentional young cmac..

No, I just realised that when I was finishing typing, I was going to make a joke about it but the matter was too important.

 

[Cave Dweller]

"An average of two rodent hairs per one hundred grams of peanut butter is allowed." â€" No. 20. FDA Government guidelines.

 

[Cave Dweller]

c=(bulk modulus/medium density)^(1/2)

You can flaunt your stolen jokes wherever you like, but enter into the realm of physics and I will beat you down mercilessly.

Stolen? Since when are jokes stolen? You either heard it or not. Physics is to math what sex is to ************.

 

[lucky number 7]

Anyone know who the very opinionated Leinster back row was that got a scolding from Brad Thorn one day ...My bet is on Heaslip..

 

[Peat]

Anyone know who the very opinionated Leinster back row was that got a scolding from Brad Thorn one day ...My bet is on Heaslip..

Yours and everyone else's...

 

[lucky number 7]

Feic may claim to have beaten me in a game of scrabble.


he beat me indeed , on his last play he won , scoring 26 points with the word..



HAM.

 

[Draggs]

Feic may claim to have beaten me in a game of scrabble.


he beat me indeed , on his last play he won , scoring 26 points with the word..



HAM.

Oh that's ********.
Board would go if it was me.

My father would always have me in scrabble. First time I really got him I didn't shut up about for a few days. I lost the subsequent few matches.

 

[lucky number 7]

I'm going to put in a 400 game ...Imma **** **** up next time...

 

[Draggs]

I'm going to put in a 400 game ...Imma **** **** up next time...

Study the X-Z section of the dictionary. Forget your actual life, Feic has dishonoured you.

 

[Feicarsinn]

I'm the ****ing champ.

 

[dullonien]

My father would always have me in scrabble. First time I really got him I didn't shut up about for a few days. I lost the subsequent few matches.

That's similar to my experiences playing draughts with my dad when I was younger. Took me over 10 years to win my first game. Still, it meant all the more when I finally defeated him, because I knew he didn't just let me win, I'd earn't it. Not a fan of letting kids win just because they're young, doesn't teach them anything. It depends on what you're doing/playing mind, going full tilt in a friendly game of rugby wouldn't be advisable :lol:

 

[lucky number 7]

That's similar to my experiences playing draughts with my dad when I was younger. Took me over 10 years to win my first game. Still, it meant all the more when I finally defeated him, because I knew he didn't just let me win, I'd earn't it. Not a fan of letting kids win just because they're young, doesn't teach them anything. It depends on what you're doing/playing mind, going full tilt in a friendly game of rugby wouldn't be advisable :lol:

I know I should have gone harder on him...

 

[LittleGuy]

I didn't know the non North American term for checkers was draughts until 6 months ago when I heard Stuart Barnes call Union: Chess and League: Draughts and I was like WTF is he on about, is this some sort of drinking game in the UK that involves pints of draught beer, so looked it up and found out it was what I call Checkers LOL.