monkeypigeon
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So, a few weeks into the NH season now, and the first set of internationals coming up. What is the situation at outhalf?
1. The once Great Ronan O'Gara has been a varied between rubbish, average and really quiete rubbish in the last few years. He only has a few minutes under his belt this season, but nobody really cares anymore....or do they?
Declan Kidney still seems to think he's the second choice outhalf, maybe even first choice seeing as...
2. Jonathon Sexton is perma-injured since the end of last season. It's not surprising really. Look at the guy, he looks a bit like an alien, and as seen in games such as Gears of War and Halo, aliens are very easy to break.
We all hope to see him fighting for soon, because his country needs him and if he's not healthy, we may need to call on...
3. Paddy Wallace. Wallace by name, human being by nature. That much is obvious, but why he keeps on getting stuck at out-half, when he clearly is not an out-half baffles us all. Yet Dec - the Local Area Connection - Kidney, seems to think otherwise as he apparantly reequested that he starts outhalf for Ulster this weekend...don't ask where I heard that but...
4. Niall O'Connor is probably none too pleased. He's been starting this season for Ulser and though George Hook's Granny could probably hit the target with more ease, he has seemed a competent playmaker at 10 and with Ruan Peinaar coming soon, he may be happy to play the passing while the saffer does the kicking from Scrumhalf.
But as an Ireland out-half? Why bother when...
5. Ian Keatley can kick aswell as run, pass, run, pass, kick, run and pass. Under the tutorship of Eric 'the El' elwood he seems to have flourished. Running like Sexton (when he used do that) and passing like Paddy Wallace and kicking like O'Gara (when he used to be able to do that).
Is Keatley the saviour? Maybe, but lets just hope he gets into the Ireland sqauad at the very least. But will a foriegner get in instead, like perhaps...
6. Jeremy Staunton....hahahahahahahahahaha, what a joke, but...
7. Gareth Stevenson doesn't look half bad, and is a far better England based fella that we've seen for a while. And at 26 (I think), he's still an option.
Don't think I've forgotten anyone important. So....
1. The once Great Ronan O'Gara has been a varied between rubbish, average and really quiete rubbish in the last few years. He only has a few minutes under his belt this season, but nobody really cares anymore....or do they?
Declan Kidney still seems to think he's the second choice outhalf, maybe even first choice seeing as...
2. Jonathon Sexton is perma-injured since the end of last season. It's not surprising really. Look at the guy, he looks a bit like an alien, and as seen in games such as Gears of War and Halo, aliens are very easy to break.
We all hope to see him fighting for soon, because his country needs him and if he's not healthy, we may need to call on...
3. Paddy Wallace. Wallace by name, human being by nature. That much is obvious, but why he keeps on getting stuck at out-half, when he clearly is not an out-half baffles us all. Yet Dec - the Local Area Connection - Kidney, seems to think otherwise as he apparantly reequested that he starts outhalf for Ulster this weekend...don't ask where I heard that but...
4. Niall O'Connor is probably none too pleased. He's been starting this season for Ulser and though George Hook's Granny could probably hit the target with more ease, he has seemed a competent playmaker at 10 and with Ruan Peinaar coming soon, he may be happy to play the passing while the saffer does the kicking from Scrumhalf.
But as an Ireland out-half? Why bother when...
5. Ian Keatley can kick aswell as run, pass, run, pass, kick, run and pass. Under the tutorship of Eric 'the El' elwood he seems to have flourished. Running like Sexton (when he used do that) and passing like Paddy Wallace and kicking like O'Gara (when he used to be able to do that).
Is Keatley the saviour? Maybe, but lets just hope he gets into the Ireland sqauad at the very least. But will a foriegner get in instead, like perhaps...
6. Jeremy Staunton....hahahahahahahahahaha, what a joke, but...
7. Gareth Stevenson doesn't look half bad, and is a far better England based fella that we've seen for a while. And at 26 (I think), he's still an option.
Don't think I've forgotten anyone important. So....
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