best Simpsons moment?

[sambãd5]

or the one with the mr plow, and homer says to barney that they should join up, and make a unstoppable plow franchise, and say "not even god can stop us now!" and then god makes all the snow melt, and the old people in the retirement village run out and say "YAY! the snow has melted, we can go outside again!" then they go onto the pourch and say "hrm... i dont like the look of em kids" and walk back inside.

or the one with the dam, and sideshow bob is the "good guy" trying to stop his evil[er] brother from blowing up the dam, and at the end of the episode, they both get arrested, but the dam breaks anyway and homer goes outside, and says "ok marge, im going out to look for the kids" walks outside, and sees this big wave tumble down the road towards him, so he runs back inside, and when he opens the door, ralph wigam is in his bed "MOMMY, I THINK IVE WET THE BED!! WAAA"

oh i love the simpsons

 

[Saint N Sinner]

Have not watched it for a while but my favorite Simpons moment may have to be...

(Off the top of my head)

Episode: Homer the Vigilante (Season 5)
Best quote: Homer: "Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I got you another instrument."
Lisa: "What, this jug?" [She plays two alternating tones in rhythm] [Homer begins to laugh and cheer, until Lisa stops]
Homer: "Lisa, never ever stop in the middle of a hoedown!"

 

[St Helens RLFC]

Good bump, Sambad.

 

[Ripper]

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Hare Krishna guy: Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness?
Homer: This, Bart, is a crazy man!
Christian: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Homer: [Sarcastic] Right, that'll work.
Woman: A new and better life awaits you on our distant homeplanet, Blisstonia.
Homer: Hmmm, makes sense!
Jane: We're having a free get acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
Homer: How much is this free resort weekend?
Glen: It's free!
Homer: And when is this weekend?
Glen: It's this weekend.
Homer: Uh-huh, and how much does it cost?
Glen: Um, it's free.
Homer: I see, and when is it?
Glen: It's this weekend.
Homer: And what are you charging for this free weekend?[/b]

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Jane: It certainly is a beautiful day. We should thank the leader
Homer: Who the hell is that, some kind of leader?[/b]

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Moe: Moe, Moe, Moe,
How do ya like me, how do ya like me
Moe, Moe, Moe,
Why don't ya like me, nobody likes me[/b]

 

[sambãd5]

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@Jan 20 2006, 11:26 PM
Good bump, Sambad.

i hope you arnt being sarcastic st h. everyone loves the simpsons. my thread, my rules





anyone who says otherwise is a comunist

 

[Ripper]

You just destroyed Kafktas spare overdone meter.

 

[St Helens RLFC]

Originally posted by Ripper@Jan 20 2006, 10:52 PM
You just destroyed Kafktas spare overdone meter.

No Sambad I wasn't being sarcastic.

The Simpsons > Ripper

 

[OhWhenTheSaints]

Futurama!

Professor: My only successful invention is my universal translator, but that only translates into some crazy, incomprehendable language
Kid: (into translator) hello
Translator: Bonjour
Professor: shut up you!


Family Guy!

Chris: hey Meg, guess what I'm thinking, and its not kitty
Meg: apple?
Chris: no
Meg: car?
Chris: nope, give up?
Meg: sure
Chris: it was kitty! hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Titan]

When Marge joins in with the "You don't win friends with salad" dance. Classic!

 

[harrison2468]

Originally posted by OhWhenTheSaints@Jan 22 2006, 08:15 PM
Family Guy!

Chris: hey Meg, guess what I'm thinking, and its not kitty
Meg: apple?
Chris: no
Meg: car?
Chris: nope, give up?
Meg: sure
Chris: it was kitty! hahahahahahahahaha

I liked the ****-take of Grease, Give up the Toad.

You'll get chills all through your body
and you'll lose all control of your bladder
and your sphincter, that's your bum hole.

'Cos if you use toad, then I'm telling you...
You can kiss your life goodbye.

Yeah when you use toad,
It will mess you up.
It will make your mama cry
That's no lie,
You'll choke on your tounge and die

You've got to give it up
You got to give up the toad now
It's no joke buddy, give it up
You got to give up the toad now
Or you'll croke
You've got to give it up,
And don't smoke
Or you will see,
It hurts to pee

There'll be blood, gushing from ya
Everytime that you cough
And forget getting lucky,
It falls off

Yeah you'd better wise up
'Cos I'm telling you
Toad is only meant for bins

Got to give it all up
Or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids will be born without eyelids

You've got to give it up
You got to give up the toad now
Thanks to you
And just give it up
Give up the toad now (line sung by Brian)
Thanks to you

Give it up
Got to give up the toad now, Oh-oh-oooh
I'm no fool, Lando's cool
YEAH!!!

 

[-JJ-]

Seems to be a general cartoons thread now, but hey, Scrubs can go in here too...

Probably isn't so brilliant without the sound...

That is Johnny, the tackling alzheimer's patient.

 

[kaftka]

Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC...

*dada da da da dun*

(Peter) They'll make you clean your act up in a menace such as this,
(Brian) They'll make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a ****,
(Stewie) They'll make you call fellatio a trouser friendly kiss,
(all) It's the plain situation,
theres no negotiation
(peter) With the Fellas at the freakin' FCC!

(Brian) They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups,
(Peter) Make a joke about your bowels and they'll order in the troops,
(Stewie) Any baby with a brain could tell you everybody poops,
(all) Take a tip, take a lesson,
You'll never win by messin',
(Peter) With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!

(Peter) And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing,
You'll have to do her with your ding-a-ling,
'Coz you can't say Penis...

(Peter) So they sent this little warning they’re prepared to do the worst
(Brian) And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
(Stewie) I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!
(All) They may just be neurotic,
Or possibly psychotic,
They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC!!


Best. TV. Song. EVER.

Of course, it's nothing without the messed up visuals to go with it...


Oh, and I didn't even copy and paste that. I typed it all out....

 

[Ripper]

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Homer: Okay, once more. Where are we going?
Edna: To Capital City.
Homer: And why are you and the old lady in the car?
Agnes: We're gonna talk Armin Tanzarian into coming back.
Homer: And why is Marge here?
Marge: I came up with the idea.
Homer: And why am I here?
Marge: Because the streets of Capital City are no place for three unescorted ladies.
Homer: Why are the kids here?
Marge: Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them.
Homer: Why is Grandpa here?
Abe: Because Jasper didn't want to come by himself!
Homer: Huh, fair enough.[/b]

 

[kaftka]

When Lisa "dies" from the tree getting struck by lightning.

Homer tries to get rid of his tab from Moes with a recording:

Moe: Well, I ain't never said no to a dead chick, so....


I only just got the hidden joke in that.


Unless I am just filthy minded.

 

[stevemagoo]

Homer: "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!"

 

[stevemagoo]

Homer: "Well crying isn't going to get your dog back, unless your tears smell like dog food! So you can sit here crying and eating dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can get out there and find your dog!"

 

[kaftka]

Grampa to Homer: "Here ya go ya ingrate! Just be thinking of me when you're having the best sex of your life!"

 

[jinxed_nz]

I love that joke when homer is the coach of the baseball team and he chaces the blond fat boy round the changing room with a towel wipping him and he goes " AHHH! dont make me run i am full of chocolate!" hahahahaha

 

[sanzar]

Smithers: But sir, just think of all the things you have. King Arthurs X Calibre, the only true copy of the Mona Lisa, and that rare copy of the constitution with the word "suckers" in it.

In the bobo episode. Hadn't seen it for ages and that part made me **** myself with laughter.

 

[ak47]

anything out of Ralph's mouth :lol: