To facilitate inter-national tensions, might I suggest that somebody take it upon themselves to do that thing where you compare the players in each position head for head? Then we can all shout at the idiot who dares give it a go.
Healy vs Marler - Healy is easily the better player
Best vs Hartley - Best is easily the better player
Ross vs Wilson - Ross is easily the better player
O'Connell vs Launchbury - O'Connell is easily the better player
Toner vs Lawes - Toner is easily the better player
O'Mahoney vs Wood - O'Mahoney is easily the better player
Henry vs Robshaw - Henry is easily the better player
Heaslip vs Billy V - Heaslip is easily the better player
Murray vs Care - Murray is easily the better player
Cash vs Farrell - Cash is easily the better player
Kearney vs May - Kearney is easily the better player
Beardman vs 36 - Best 12 in the pro 12 in Beardman against a man who would be the worst 12 in the Pro 12 were he in it! Beardman is easily the better player
O'Driscoll vs Idris Elba lite - O'Driscoll is easily the better player
Rev. Trimble vs That scruffy looking ****er - Holy Joe is easily the better player
Kearney vs That Rat with alopecia - Kearney, The King of the Air is easily the better player
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