TRF Top 5

[getofmeland]

5) Cider (preferably Cheddar Valley)

4) Three Wise Men (Cocktail consisting of Jim Bean, Johnnie Walker, and Jack Daniels)

3) Real Ale (Directors, London Pride etc)

2) Guinness

1) JD and Coke (Or Straight JD)

Top 5 Drinks for a Good Saturday(any) Night

 

[Bullitt]

5. Kronenberg

4. Magners

3. JD and Coke

2. Zambooka

1. Absinthe

Top 5 reasons for staying up all night

 

[riders of the storm]

5. Night is better then day (You can get away with much more ).
4. Whose Line Is It Anyway? is on.
3. Northern Hemisphere Rugby tours being broadcasted.
2. Pubs are better at night.
1. **** ups.

Top 5 reasons rock is better then rap

 

[getofmeland]

5. Throwing a TV at someone is cooler than Shooting them

4. Death By Drugs is better than Death by Gun

3. There is more tallent to a rock a song than a rap song

2. Only Black People Rap, Rock is for all

1. Biting a head of a Bat (nuff said)

Top 5 Reasons why Getofmeland is best Admin

 

[neck]

Originally posted by getofmeland@Aug 5 2006, 12:09 AM
Top 5 Reasons why Getofmeland is best Admin

who is Getofmeland???

 

[C A Iversen]

Originally posted by neck+Aug 8 2006, 08:17 PM-->

<!--QuoteBegin-getofmeland

@Aug 5 2006, 12:09 AM
Top 5 Reasons why Getofmeland is best Admin

who is Getofmeland??? [/b]

Where's the punchline Neck?

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

Top 5 Reasons why Getofmeland is best Admin

5.coz hes dumb
4.he thinks chiro is a white person thats why he kisses my ass..otherwise hes got dirty lips
3.coz he masterbates while playing rugby so defenders wont tackle him
2.coz hes irish...yay..shoot him
1.coz the others suck worse

top 5 reasons rome wasnt built in a day

 

[Bullitt]

5. Because The Hoff didn't build it
4. Because Mt. T didn't Build it
3. Because Pee Wee Herman didn't build it
2. Because Chuck Norris didn't build it
1. Because Buck Shelford didn't build it.

Top 5 reasons why NH > SH

 

[QKXV]

5) Because it took just one Jonny to **** 15 australians
4) Wilkinson > Carter
3) The home of the mighty Lions
2) In amsterdam it's legal to smoke pot
1) the french call chips english fries and the english calls it french fries

Top 5 reasons why sports and politics don't mix

 

[Bullitt]

Originally posted by QKXV@Aug 8 2006, 01:47 PM
english calls it french fries

Those are Americans, not English

 

[QKXV]

^^ my bad.

in that case no 1) off licences

 

[QKXV]

Top 5 reasons why sports and politics shouldnt mix

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

Originally posted by QKXV@Aug 9 2006, 12:47 AM
5) Because it took just one Jonny to **** 15 australians
4) Wilkinson > Carter
3) The home of the mighty Lions
2) In amsterdam it's legal to smoke pot
1) the french call chips english fries and the english calls it french fries

Top 5 reasons why sports and politics don't mix

bwhahahahahaha...the weed must be good up there

 

[Bullitt]

Originally posted by QKXV@Aug 9 2006, 09:13 AM
Top 5 reasons why sports and politics shouldnt mix

5. Celtic v Rangers is boring.
4. Tony Blair had nothing to do with the 2012 Olympic bid but still took all the credit.
3. Jessie "The Body" Ventura
2. Imagine taking a random drugs test while voting!
1. "There were 10 German bombers in the air..."

Top 5 reason why Cars are better then Bikes

 

[kaftka]

5 Twice as many wheels = Twice as many chicks...
4 The more you have to spend on fuel, the more successful you are.
3 Cars have the amazing ability to make you feel as though you are invisible... ie. you can sing and dance and check yourself out in the mirror...
2 I can't fit my drumkit on the back of my Triumph.
1 Helmets are for pussies.



Top 5 reasons why night is greater than morning.

 

[..::ERIC::..]

5. Softcore Sky1 pornography
4. Alcohol consumption isn't frowned up
3. Far easier to play hide and go seek
2. Far easier to urinate on things
1. Far easier to urinate on people playing hide and go seek

Top 5 reasons why God rested on the 7th day.

 

[MonoTurd]

5. Building an entire universe isnt as easy as it sounds
4. The 'Home and Away' three hour catch-up was on
3. Christians are lazy
2. Not even God works on Sundays
1. Chuck Norris told him to!

Top 5 signs that you're in the wrong job

 

[..::ERIC::..]

5. You drink during your lunch hour to get through the rest of the day
4. You drink wine during your lunch hour instead of harder stuff because you want to make it appear socially acceptable to your workmates
3. Everytime a workmate makes a comment about your drinking habits you move them one place higher on your hitlist
2. Your hitlist contains every single person who has worked with you
1. Your hitlist is in the same draw in your office as your gun


Top 5 reasons why the male genitals differ in size between races

 

[kaftka]

1. Blacks are stupid... Fairs fair.







(Not really racism as I'd rather be mentally retarded than have my embarrassingly small genitalia)


f*** it I'll just ban myself...

But first:

Top 5 reasons why the TRF Top 5 is better than the Letterman Top 10.

 

[..::ERIC::..]

5. When you stretch out things to a list of 10 you loose quality
4. We don't have to risk getting caught watching prime to see it
3. We don't include things that are only relavent to the U.S.A
2. TRF Member > Letterman
1. There less cencorship here than on TV... Oh, wait a minute...

Top 5 you can say about your car but shouldn't about your woman.