TRF Top 5

[woosaah]

5 Ben Cross
4 Matt Geyer
3 Greg Inglis
2 Billy Slater
1 they are on 34 bulldogs on 26 with 12 points on offer. realistically they only need to win 2 more games out of 6 to clinch it

someone come up with a top 5 thing, i can think of any

 

[DC]

Top 5 Reasons Woosah Cant Think of a Top 5

 

[MonoTurd]

5) hes too busy trying to practise rugby 06... yes yes im sure Romania are difficult to beat on pro

4) he smoked so much weed he thinks hes a deer

3) Queer Eye For the Straight guy is on

2) the "delivery boy" has arrived

1) he hasnt quite mastered "one handed typing"


TOP 5 REASONS: why this forum is so addictive

 

[InsaneAsylum]

1. diverse range of people from all over the world
2. best sport in the world is the number 1 topic
3. you can take the **** out of kiwis
4. you can download editors and kits for rugby '06
5. it's made from opiates, hence it's addictiveness

Top 5 reasons why kiwis love the sheep

 

[Ripper]

Because our cocks are too big for ordinary women.

 

[InsaneAsylum]

because they need a use for velcro gloves

 

[sambãd5]

Originally posted by Dumbo@Jul 22 2006, 05:25 PM
1. If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out - ask Wendall
2. If you wanna get down, down on the ground - ask Wendall
3. If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues - ask Wendall
4. When your day is done and you wanna run - ask Wendall
5. If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on - ask Wendall
6. Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back - ask Wendall

5 Reasons why people dislike Englishmen

:lol: well done dumbo

 

[neck]

Originally posted by InsaneAsylum@Jul 26 2006, 03:40 PM
Top 5 reasons why kiwis love the sheep

5, they don't complain
4, you can hold onto their wool
3, there not just after your money
2, there good to go anytime
1, they need loving too

top five text messages you would get from shane warne if you were a hot chick

 

[MonoTurd]

5) they say im good with my fingers...

4) im only australian by choice

3) how about you come out with me for a "spin"?

2) dont worry baby, i never get "warned" out

1) im not bald anymore

(sorry about all the puns, he just seems like a guy who would use lame puns to pick up chicks)

TOP 5 REASONS: a hooker should be prime minister

 

[InsaneAsylum]

sorry i can't resist these 2 warnie ones.....

hey baby, wanna see my "flipper"?

you know my best figures are 2 for 69

 

[kaftka]

And just to add to that awful ammount of puns...


"I'm going to retire shortly, and I'm looking for some pitch with a fine leg for me to stump and for you to rub balls against your crotch and eventually, hopefully before my half century, give me a nice delivery after I've f***ed you a few times... Will you be my piece of ass?

 

[Dumbo]

Back on topic... Hookers for PM...

1. In NZ, who'd pay to hump that?
2. In Aus, who'd pay to hump that?
3. In Aus, well a ***** is a *****
4. If meaning 'Hooker' as in rugby hooker, unless your initials are SFP then forget it.
5. If you still mean the rugby one... then what the f&*k are you thinking!?!

Next starting....

Why should New Zealand allow Australia to become NZ's 4'th island?

 

[kaftka]

5. The South Island will not longer have the image of sheepshaggers and inbreds.

4. "It will be good for the economy..."

3. Lord only knows how much our prisons are overflowing at the moment

2. We would finally have indesputible proof that mental institutions NEED reopening.

1. Perhaps those f***ing Aucklanders will jump over.

 

[Dumbo]

By the way, interesting fact...

Do you release how many conficts where exported from England to Australia for crimes 'against animals' during the 1800's?

Check it out boys - the truth is out there...

Also another interesting one... can anyone advise how long it takes for a gene pool to lose it's heireditory attributes?

Again check it out - somethings change, somethings remain the same...
And remember 'fact' is sometimes much more acurate than fiction.

 

[woosaah]

next top 5 kaftka?

 

[kaftka]

Top five reasons why purple is NOT a gay colour...

 

[sambãd5]

5) western forse gay? my ass! am i right matt?
4) purple haze
3) Ever herd a chick say 'erple?
2) Deep Purple "DAR DAR DAR, NA DA DAR DA!
1) orange is.

top five ways the trf mafia kills.

 

[kaftka]

5. Looks
4. Crooks
3. Mexicans
2. Laughter
1. Love


Top 5 ways to skin an elephant.

 

[Mr. Laxative]

Originally posted by Dumbo@Jul 26 2006, 10:55 PM
Why should New Zealand allow Australia to become NZ's 4'th island?

Isn't New Zealand, Australia's second and third islands??? Closely followed in fourth by Tasmania! :lol2tn:

 

[..::ERIC::..]

5. Bare hands
4. Bread knife
3. Cover it in super glue, then peel
2. Cheese grater
1. Don't skin it, shoot it and steel its tusks.

Top 5 species to be weary of...