Argentina: the Rugby nation time forgot.
Viadana: Once you visit, you'll never leave! (no, seriously, we ain't got any taxis or buses!)
Australia: Successfully supporting our Cricket team in case our Rugby team goes ***s up!
South Africa: Having an image crisis since 1992!
England: Rollin' Rollin' Rollin', keep that pack a'rollin'!
England 2: Training tomorrows generation of dire national coaches today!
England 3: You don't have to be suicidal, but it helps!
Wales: Nine out of ten fans can't be wrong when they say Mike Ruddock was better.