Things my partner said during the rugby

[Nubiwan]

"them props are fat"

 

[Eleutherarch]

Context: Attending the Boks-Wales match. SA directly in front of us, 10m out from the Welsh try-line.

Her (leaning over): "Isn't it good that Duane is wearing those white things to protect his ears?"

 

[Five Meters Out]

Context: beauden Barrets 100th test.

[About jordie] that's a terrible haircut, maybe he wants to make his brother feel better about himself. Or maybe he thinks he's got a nice haircut for his brothers special day.

To be fair to her; she got this observation spot on. Commented on in our household as well. Jordie's haircut is awful.

 

[Umaga's Witness]

Context: Attending the Boks-Wales match. SA directly in front of us, 10m out from the Welsh try-line.

Her (leaning over): "Isn't it good that Duane is wearing those white things to protect his ears?"

This is next level.

 

[Umaga's Witness]

Context- During all blacks first loss to argentina in New Zealand, Dane coles sitting in the sideline with vest on that says "water"

Wife: "what's Dane cole's role anyway? Is he just the waterboy?"

[then later when they show Dane coles again]
"he's more like their dad.
He's their waterdad."

 

[HamJan]

Context- During all blacks first loss to argentina in New Zealand, Dane coles sitting in the sideline with vest on that says "water"

Wife: "what's Dane cole's role anyway? Is he just the waterboy?"

[then later when they show Dane coles again]
"he's more like their dad.
He's their waterdad."

Love this thread

 

[Welsh Exile]

The Mrs - why don't any of them have hairy legs?

Me - I dunno, how can you tell, most of them have their socks are up to their knees

The mrs - Well they don't have hairy thighs.

Good chat.