Seeing as I was typing utter sh*te and you didn't have a clue I was doing so, I highly recommend you do one of the following:
a) Leave it to those who have the slightest idea of what they are doing.
b) Don't be a dick to those who might otherwise help, if you were not being such a dick.
There, that's my input and contribution to the improving of the modern society done for the month.