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Prestwick
Guest
As Northampton are coming to town today, Saracens have put up a load of ground rules for playing a proper Rugby Club and not those part timers like Viadana, Munster and the Vodacon Blue Bulls...
1) Do not bring small children to the game as they will produce noise. Noise the visiting team will not like.
2) If you must bring a small child to the game, please tape its mouth shut or engage in domestic violence to keep it quiet.
3) Only politely clap the opposing team when they do something good.
4) Do not politely clap the home team as that may offend the visiting fans.
5) Remember that the 1 minute rule when kicking isn't meant to be taken literally.
6) In fact, stay silent and look sullen for the whole game, anything else is bad form and may insult the visiting fans.
7) When Carlos is standing on the touchline, smoking a fag and having a pint, he's fulfilling a vital team function!
8) Actually, it is rather vulgar to be playing on a Sunday anyway...
1) Do not bring small children to the game as they will produce noise. Noise the visiting team will not like.
2) If you must bring a small child to the game, please tape its mouth shut or engage in domestic violence to keep it quiet.
3) Only politely clap the opposing team when they do something good.
4) Do not politely clap the home team as that may offend the visiting fans.
5) Remember that the 1 minute rule when kicking isn't meant to be taken literally.
6) In fact, stay silent and look sullen for the whole game, anything else is bad form and may insult the visiting fans.
7) When Carlos is standing on the touchline, smoking a fag and having a pint, he's fulfilling a vital team function!
8) Actually, it is rather vulgar to be playing on a Sunday anyway...