I'll be disappointed if we don't get a good following from members of this forum. Come on, by whatever means, VPN if necessary, follow the super 5.
the highlanders if you are Scottish
The chiefs if you are welsh, because gatland.
The blues and the hurricanes if you are Irish, because blue and yellow make green, and Schmidt was a teacher in the hurricanes region and an assistant coach at the blues.
The crusaders of you are English, you know, because of the arrogance.
The blues if you are French, les bleus.
If you are Australian, South African, or Argentinian then you probably already have a favourite, or least disliked, nz team.
If you are American, the blues because they have (mind blank. Edit: Tony lamborn) dude that played for the eagles, exceptionally well.
If you are from the islands, whichever team your cousin plays for.
If you are Canadian, the chiefs because ardron
If you are Japanese, the chiefs because leitch.