What you people don't enjoy getting drunk and gambling on who is going to win the fencing competition? I know I'm looking forward to the Nadal vs Federer Gold medal final, the Williams sisters play doubles, as well as the Americans getting beat by Spain in basketball and watching juiced up black men run the 100m. Wrestling is also an underrated sport as is the judo and taekwondo. **** what about boxing? Ladies beach vollyball? Michael Phelps in the pool going for 8 golds? Intense table tennis? Those Chinese are bonkers on the small tables. Is Jenny Finch still pitching for the US womens softball? Because if she is, well damn she's worth the price of admission alone. The rowing stuff always gets my blood going for some odd reason. C'mon who doesn't like feeling like a perv watching all that jail bait strut their stuff on the gym mats? I know I do. Plus the trampoline ****, I mean that's just asking for retards like me to go and whip out the old trampoline and hurt myself. Sure maybe we don't understand or appreciate the skills involved in hammer throw or archery or handball, but is that not half the fun?
I am personally getting pretty excited for these Olympics all of a sudden, plus with all the political intrigue that's going on, it's going to make for great story lines. I know I'm going to enjoy watching the first protest that ends with needless violence. And hopefully that just snowballs and we see some widespread rioting, looting etc and finish that off with the Chinese and the IOC looking like fools and it'll be a marvelous month of August.