Make me Laugh, TRF

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Baby Planes
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A mother and her young son were flying Aloha Airlines from Honolulu to Las Vegas. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer that wouldn't lead to items she was not prepared to discuss with her still-too-young son) told him to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Aloha always pulls out on time. Your
mother can explain it to you."

 

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[Bada-Bing!]

 

[Which Tyler]

 

[Yulia]

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Already guessed in "what are you listening to " thread. Now waiting for a correct answer from you

 

[Bada-Bing!]

 

[McTallshort]

 

[Reiser99]

 

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3, 11 & 16 for me

 

[The Seeker]

 

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Just shows what being in space too long does for you

 

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Probably been on here before, but it is a Lions year!

 

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I believe they're going to become No Shirts

 

[dirty harry]

So, I've just started a 2 day first aid training course, and my colleague a no nonsense polish guy has sat next to me, in a room full of women and just us 2, seeing the dummy on the table he blurts out:

That's how I like them, off their head, legless, on their back and ready to go.

The room went dead silent. We start introductions, and everyone else in this course is from Women's services and RISE (domestic abuse services).

We've taken a quick coffee break 18 minutes into the course and I'm sat outside not able to breathe hahahahahaha