Make me Laugh, TRF

[SelimNiai]

I present the best news story ever

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...e-captured-CCTV-wandering-police-station.html

*insert jokes here*

 

[Tony Manx]

Seen in Isle of Man Newspaper.......

"A man who exposed himself to two girls while he was out jogging appeared in court this week. One of our reporters was there to find out more."

 

[Big Ewis]

^ that's some good hard-hitting news right there !

 

[TRF_heineken]

Too soon??

See Juan De Jongh getting owned by American Actor, Terry Crews:

 

[Big Ewis]

I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business,

Patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.


A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans,
With a half- burned Union Flag duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side,stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.


For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"
So today, bright and early,


I went out and got a job as a bus driver.

 

[goodNumber10]

I'm not gonna lie, that made me laugh.

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

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Hopefully, soon, the entire forum could wear this as an avatar...hopefully.

i will never give up mr Laidlaw as my avatar.

 

[Big Ewis]

i will never give up mr Laidlaw as my avatar.

oh...I'm glad you answered that actually, even though I understand the winter's coming has had an interesting impact on your braincells as you answer with a bit of delay BUT I was just recently thinking I'd resume those noble plans but it seems there's no hope...users will just continue using their own personal avatars, that's just how people are..

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

oh...I'm glad you answered that actually, even though I understand the winter's coming has had an interesting impact on your braincells as you answer with a bit of delay BUT I was just recently thinking I'd resume those noble plans but it seems there's no hope...users will just continue using their own personal avatars, that's just how people are..

better late than never

 

[Big Ewis]

better late than never

well I usually go with 'never late than better', but whatever, tomatoes tomatoes (both pronounced the same way there btw, tom-ate-oes...).

 

[dasNdanger]

well I usually go with 'never late than better', but whatever, tomatoes tomatoes (both pronounced the same way there btw, tom-ate-oes...).

What about potatoes potatoes?



das

 

[Big Ewis]

What about potatoes potatoes?

that is a very tough one, to which I really had to ponder a while. The only thing I could come up with was the phrase: 'pot ate toes'. It's the most relevant search result I found in the Ewis directory.

 

[Big Ewis]

this series is just so fkng hilarious...

 

[Big Ewis]

thought about this randomly just now, can't stop laughing, soooo glad it's still on YouTube, a MUST share

 

[Big Ewis]

this one's just awful. Well, here goes

 

[dasNdanger]

this one's just awful. Well, here goes...

das

 

[Big Ewis]

^ wtf ! Yeah you know, gotta fit in with the thick Rugby skulls from this place every once in a while with a good old matchist boorish one...although that last bit won't help with that I reckon. Hmm...

 

[Big Ewis]

OMG you guys seen this ?!! lmaoo

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He's now officially the best LH prop in the world. Officially.

 

[Big Ewis]

I agree with the ***le. Terrifying. No seriously.

 

[Big Ewis]