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Do you also have the Socadas as I call them? This type of Canadian Soccer fan, like the "Cicada" insect emerges after years of hibernation to infest the local sporting scene at times of World Cups (and smaller spawnings around Euro and other International competitions).
Like their Hemiptera equivalent they emerge as loud chirpy and bright coloured spectacles that go forth and multiply, waving flags as opposed to wings in an ornate spectacle of bizarro nationalistic and quasi ethno-centric ritual, made all the more bizarre by the fact that 75% or more of them are born and bred Canadians.
Several sub species are particularly annoying, the Italo-Socada is known to honk car horns and clog up traffic when their team is victorious, and is totally oblivious to the fact that his team can only win by playing pedantic mind numbingly boring even by soccer standards strategies, along with a few "lucky" calls from the officials.
The Portu-Socada and Brasocada's undergo a metamorphisis, shedding their original colours and transmutating into the other species upon the elimination of whatever breed they were orignally apart of. These are three of the most annoying types but others are known to cause problems, like the Croat-Socada for example.
Very many have absolutely no interest in the game and won't watch again till the next time the tournament rolls around, nor would they support Canada if we were to make it again, as we don't have a high enough chance of winning and to the Socada success is more important that honourable victory or defeat. Did your team win through controvesy..."who cares!!!" Did your team cheat and dive to win...."that's all part of the game!!"
The only way to control this infestation is through the "poison of defeat" which eliminates a particular sub species for four years, than it's usually a matter of hoping a type that is less prevalent or obnoxious in Canada is the one of 32 that survive the cycle, thankfully in 2010 the final two teams were not too worrying for normal Canadian sports fans. Some other methods of control/avoidance include.... 1) avoiding large urban metro areas that seem to have large congregations, Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal are especially to be avoided, 2) broadcasting your love of other sports as much as possible during this time, the Socada has a particular dislike of Gridiron and Baseball and these two can ward off casual attacks.
I could mention more if others are interested and would also like to hear about the prevalence of this lifeform within your own countries so I may avoid them during the spawning phase of the four year cycle.
Cheers: Little Guy
Hahaha classic piece of nomenclature - will be sure to adopt it. Yes, we absolutely have a version of Socodas here - particularly of the Italo-Socada variety. I can remember as far back as 2002 a group of these charming young men coming out of hibernation after Italy was knocked out of the World Cup by a group of heathen Asians from Korea (didn't anyone tell them they're not allowed to beat European teams?) and running amok in Sydney. Their behaviour was summed up by one particular wordsmith among them, who - when I camera was shoved in his face after kicking over a bin and attempting to break a shop window - said "any one whos [sic] says that the world cup isn't rigged... (at which point he paused to find the precise words) it's rigged!".