An Awesome Brand New Game

[kaftka]

Testing, testing. Okay, before I announce the winner of this videogame cartridge who-dicky, would the owner of the pink (w/beige trim) Volkswagon Golf please move it within the next 10 minutes, or it will be impounded. Los Lover, I'm looking in your direction....Thank you.

Now, the moment you've all been waiting for....

After much deliberation, and consultation with my fellow judges, we have come to an agreement, with a narrow 3-2 split, the winner is wigan_rlfc, with this gem

Originally posted by Teh WIN!!+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Teh WIN!!)</div>

Scrap Metal: The ultimale salvage yard simulation[/b]

Special mentions go out to Gay-Guy for:

Originally posted by 1st loser+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (1st loser)</div>

Scrap Metal: Naked Steel on Steel[/b]

Cavan:
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Scrap Metal: The Scrappening

And Los Lover:
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Thanks to all that participated in this competition, and depending on whether my publisher allows it, there could be even cooler competitions/prizes sometime in the future.

But for the time being, congratulations to wigan_rlfc on your free copy of 'Game of the Year' 2006 (aka Scrap Metal: The ultimale salvage yard simulation)



Oh, and just a couple of messages before we pack up for the night...

'Shout outs' to Jo-jo, Tux, Reggie and Miller for organising the sheep chasing event at the Wairapa NPC final on the weekend. Top stuff.

And, the owner of the Pink (w/beige trim) Volkswagon Golf, your car has been impounded.


Good night folks.

 

[Mr. Laxative]

Why wasn't I inluded on your panel of judges... and why wasn't I even a loser? What is the word used to describe one who is not a winner or a loser? I'd say 'insignificant' and I am not that!

Thankyou

 

[Mr. Laxative]

Now that has been taken care of we need some people to win the comps in the make your own game topic.

 

[kaftka]

Originally posted by Jacko@Oct 18 2005, 10:22 PM
Why wasn't I inluded on your panel of judges... and why wasn't I even a loser? What is the word used to describe one who is not a winner or a loser? I'd say 'insignificant' and I am not that!

Thankyou

I'm going to let you in on a wee secret...


...I was the only judge. The others were in my mind.




....Also, I didn't include you in the final roundup mainly because we were sort working of working on something seperate, so I didn't want to show a hint of favouritism.


Check your PM.

 

[wigan_rlfc]

Oh My God....

I wasn't expecting this, erm, I'd like to thank my mum, my dad, the rest of my family. Chiro, Keep trying dude. I'd like to that the panel for selecting my entry, and I'd also like to thank God, without him none of this would have been possible, see ya in a few decades big guy.

 

[Gay-Guy]

As a "first loser" I would like to thank all those who did not compete this year, Captain america, Tiger Woods, Halle Berry, and my most feared opponent Chiropractor101. Without your noncommital to this competition I would not have made it this far. Thank you all and God bless.

 

[kaftka]

Originally posted by Gay-Guy@Oct 19 2005, 07:32 AM
As a "first loser" I would like to thank all those who did not compete this year, Captain america, Tiger Woods, Halle Berry, and my most feared opponent Chiropractor101.  Without your noncommital to this competition I would not have made it this far.  Thank you all and God bless.

Chiropractor did compete. Unfortunately he suffered a hamstring problem right at the halfway point, and as a result, he took no further part...

 

[Gay-Guy]

Originally posted by .:kaftka:.+Oct 19 2005, 03:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (.:kaftka:. @ Oct 19 2005, 03:32 PM)</div>

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@Oct 19 2005, 07:32 AM
As a "first loser" I would like to thank all those who did not compete this year, Captain america, Tiger Woods, Halle Berry, and my most feared opponent Chiropractor101.  Without your noncommital to this competition I would not have made it this far.  Thank you all and God bless.

Chiropractor did compete. Unfortunately he suffered a hamstring problem right at the halfway point, and as a result, he took no further part... [/b]

I see. I think I ran the race so fast I did not notice him lagging behind my behind

 

[Ripper]

Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@Oct 18 2005, 10:07 PM
And, the owner of the Pink (w/beige trim) Volkswagon Golf, your car has been impounded.


Good night folks.

*******

 

[NZL Fan]

So why was this thread closed??

 

[Ripper]

Dunno, asks Saintsfan_Webby.

 

[kaftka]

Additionally, I would like to thank umosay (I assume) for reopening this topic.


I would also like for this near-catastrophe to act as a bit of a warning to you lot...Don't stray from topic please, as technically, this isn't a real game yet. So please, use this wonderful topic wisely. Ask the developers questions on the game, speculate etc.

Thank you.


In other news, a Superior Court judge declared a mistrial on Monday in the case of a woman accused of killing her husband after the defence attorney's own wife was murdered over the weekend.


Thoughts?

 

[Mr. Laxative]

Now remember there are much better prizes to be won in the 'Make your Own Game!!' topic. Please note that kaf is not behind that thread but is a valued... talker. Of course he can not win so have a look.

And about the VW... um kaf left me in charge of the impounding!

 

[Ripper]

Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@Oct 19 2005, 07:57 PM
Additionally, I would like to thank umosay (I assume) for reopening this topic.


I would also like for this near-catastrophe to act as a bit of a warning to you lot...Don't stray from topic please, as technically, this isn't a real game yet. So please, use this wonderful topic wisely. Ask the developers questions on the game, speculate etc.

Thank you.


In other news, a Superior Court judge declared a mistrial on Monday in the case of a woman accused of killing her husband after the defence attorney's own wife was murdered over the weekend.


Thoughts?

It clearly was the judge... I bet you he has my Pink Volkswagon as well. My thoughts out to the Wife.

Moving on, how about this game...

Dragon Ball Z vs Pokemon

 

[kaftka]

Originally posted by Jacko@Oct 19 2005, 07:57 PM
And about the VW... um kaf left me in charge of the impounding!

ie. I told him how to hotwire it.


And why can't i win any prizes? All I did was give you a gmail address....

 

[..::ERIC::..]

Originally posted by Ripper+Oct 19 2005, 08:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ripper @ Oct 19 2005, 08:59 PM)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-.:kaftka:.

@Oct 19 2005, 07:57 PM
Additionally, I would like to thank umosay (I assume) for reopening this topic.


I would also like for this near-catastrophe to act as a bit of a warning to you lot...Don't stray from topic please, as technically, this isn't a real game yet. So please, use this wonderful topic wisely. Ask the developers questions on the game, speculate etc.

Thank you.


In other news, a Superior Court judge declared a mistrial on Monday in the case of a woman accused of killing her husband after the defence attorney's own wife was murdered over the weekend.


Thoughts?

It clearly was the judge... I bet you he has my Pink Volkswagon as well. My thoughts out to the Wife.

Moving on, how about this game...

Dragon Ball Z vs Pokemon [/b]

How about pokemon vs naked lesbians.


Why aren't there any porno games?

 

[kaftka]

Originally posted by ..::ERIC::..+Oct 19 2005, 08:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (..::ERIC::.. @ Oct 19 2005, 08:01 PM)</div>

Originally posted by Ripper@Oct 19 2005, 08:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-.:kaftka:.

@Oct 19 2005, 07:57 PM
Additionally, I would like to thank umosay (I assume) for reopening this topic.


I would also like for this near-catastrophe to act as a bit of a warning to you lot...Don't stray from topic please, as technically, this isn't a real game yet. So please, use this wonderful topic wisely. Ask the developers questions on the game, speculate etc.

Thank you.


In other news, a Superior Court judge declared a mistrial on Monday in the case of a woman accused of killing her husband after the defence attorney's own wife was murdered over the weekend.


Thoughts?

It clearly was the judge... I bet you he has my Pink Volkswagon as well. My thoughts out to the Wife.

Moving on, how about this game...

Dragon Ball Z vs Pokemon

How about pokemon vs naked lesbians.


Why aren't there any porno games? [/b]

There are.


Uh, I mean....I assume so...

 

[Mr. Laxative]

Originally posted by .:kaftka:.@Oct 19 2005, 07:57 PM
In other news, a Superior Court judge declared a mistrial on Monday in the case of a woman accused of killing her husband after the defence attorney's own wife was murdered over the weekend.


Thoughts?

I would like to say I had absolutely nothing to do with this... however, the defence attorney's wife was infact intefering in the creation of the 'Metal Based' game (read the 'Make your Own Game!!' topic started by myself to find out more). Naturally I had to act. I did not kill the woman, I just hurt her quite badly!

 

[..::ERIC::..]

When will this game go into production? Who exactly is making it and how do you expect to publish / distribute it?

 

[Mr. Laxative]

Originally posted by .:kaftka:.+Oct 19 2005, 07:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (.:kaftka:. @ Oct 19 2005, 07:59 PM)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-Jacko

@Oct 19 2005, 07:57 PM
And about the VW... um kaf left me in charge of the impounding!

ie. I told him how to hotwire it.


And why can't i win any prizes? All I did was give you a gmail address.... [/b]

Thankyou for the correction kaf.

You cannot win any prizes as you are a co-developer... when I say that I mean you have helped me with the concept. Remember I don't want it to seem that favouritsm is being used here.