yeah I was sympathetic towards the idea of the Wallabies having a more mobile tight 3. I thought it was just a cool change in style, just something different. I liked the idea a side could just try their own thing, that there's more to a position than what we traditionally attribute to it...but no, it just doesn't work out for that position specifically (prop)...if your props give away penalties all the time, or even worse, and yes it's happened a bunch of time for the Aussies, penalty tries (so a full 7 points) - there just isn't anything they could possibly do that would compensate their deficiency in the scrum.
Plus I mean, don't these guys get nightmares from it ?! Getting smashed in the scrum every fcking test match, my dick would shrink overtime for sure. I'd most probably even start growing a vagina and lose all my facial hair in a year's time, I mean it's fairly plausible scientifically. The abuse these guys take...it's like prison for shht's sake.
And just imagine being the backs. You know your tight 5 is gonna get sexually abused again, and you're just standing there waiting for the dirty deed to be done, and then you've got to pick up the slack like crazy and score a few tries to make sure your team wins. It's just WEIRD it's been going for so long...
And no no no, we want Folau. Like I said, play with him a bit, watch him score individual tries again a little bit, go "wow" and put him as a wallpaper on your old Microsoft laptop for a few months and all, show your friends his latest awesome play on your crappy little cellphone, but then France needs him guys, you have to understand. What do you think, we're going to wait for him to have a full career with the Wallabies, playing for his nation ?! haha....fk that !!
So yeah, Folau, Hooper...you can keep Pocock's carcass for now though. We're cool with that.