What is your favorite Movie One-Liner...

[InsaneAsylum]

cook the man some f***ing eggs

 

[melon]

...You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the f--king difference between winnin' and losin'! Between livin' and dyin'! I'll tell ya this: In any fight, it's the guy who's willin' to die who's gonna win that inch. And I know if I'm gonna have any life anymore, it's because I'm still willin' to fight and die for that inch. Because that's what livin' is! The six inches in front of your face!! Now I can't make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes! Now I think you're gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows, when it comes down to it, you're gonna do the same for him! That's a team, gentleman! And, either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football, guys. That's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?[/b]

Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song . . . it's a metaphor for big dicks...Like a Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue's about. Now, granted, no argument about that...Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular f--k machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon . . . dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick... Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherf--ker, and it's like, whoa baby. I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. He's digging tunnels. She's getting this serious dick action and she's feelin' something she ain't felt since forever . . . Pain. Pain...It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. You know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat f--ks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a f--k machine what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence . . . Like a Virgin.[/b]

 

[woosaah]

if your going to quote movies, it would be nice if you could tell us what movie they are!!!

some of these i remember but dont remember what movie they are.

just would be nice and helpful

 

[serbo3000]

"Gezundheit." - The Taking of Pelham 123

 

[Duble]

arnold in comando
do like real estate because here are a couple of acres ( then BAM!!!! right in the nuts)

Comando the great 1 liner movie

 

[dullonien]

"I'll be back."[/b]

Terminator

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence..."[/b]

Clockwork Orange

"You smell that? Do you smell that? ... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like ... victory. Someday this war's gonna end ..."
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Appocolypse now

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States...Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a hydrant and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played cards all night, nobody ever called the cops"
[/b]

Boyz n' the Hood

"And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?...Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live - at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! Alba gu bra! (Scotland forever!)"[/b]

Braveheart

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a f--king big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchased in a range of f--king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f--k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sittin' on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f--king junk food into your mouth. Choose rottin' away at the end of it all, ******* your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, f--ked-up brats that you've spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life...But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's gonna change, I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing, and I'm cleanin' up and I'm movin' on, going straight and choosin' life. I'm lookin' forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the f--king big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure-wear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die."
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Trainspotting

"I ain't draft dodging. I ain't burning no flag. I ain't running to Canada. I'm staying right here. You want to send me to jail? Fine, you go right ahead. I've been in jail for 400 years. I could be there for 4 or 5 more, but I ain't going no 10,000 miles to help murder and kill other poor people. If I want to die, I'll die right here, right now, fightin' you, if I want to die. You my enemy, not no Chinese, no Vietcong, no Japanese. You my opposer when I want freedom. You my opposer when I want justice. You my opposer when I want equality. Want me to go somewhere and fight for you? You won't even stand up for me right here in America, for my rights and my religious beliefs. You won't even stand up for my right here at home."[/b]

Muhammad Ali

That's as many as I can get at the mo.

 

[Caledfwlch]

Nigel Powers



Its not the size, mate. Its how you use it.

 

[Niue]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..." Roy Scheider from Jaws.

"Make my day." Clint Eastwood The Dirty Harry Series, and "Are you feeling lucky, punk?"

 

[wigan_rlfc]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..." Roy Scheider from Jaws.

"Make my day." Clint Eastwood The Dirty Harry Series, and "Are you feeling lucky, punk?"
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Make mt Day was from Sudden Impact to be precise.

 

[LeeFH]

sooo cult!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8vY-4zWKsJM

 

[Laetca]

sooo cult!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8vY-4zWKsJM [/b]

Maybe it's the fact that it is Cult, but that sentence was used so many times.

Just like some others posted here (who hasn't heard some variation of 'Do you feel lucky punk' some idle tuesday?) they've been used too many times.
The quote itself is good, the 'hype', if I'm allowed to call it that, around it sort of ruins it.

 

[Soulforged]

...You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the f--king difference between winnin' and losin'! Between livin' and dyin'! I'll tell ya this: In any fight, it's the guy who's willin' to die who's gonna win that inch. And I know if I'm gonna have any life anymore, it's because I'm still willin' to fight and die for that inch. Because that's what livin' is! The six inches in front of your face!! Now I can't make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes! Now I think you're gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows, when it comes down to it, you're gonna do the same for him! That's a team, gentleman! And, either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football, guys. That's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?[/b]

This is from "Any given sunday", good movie but that's not a one liner mate. The second one is funny but I've no idea from what movie it comes from.

 

[melon]

<div class='quotemain'>...You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the f--king difference between winnin' and losin'! Between livin' and dyin'! I'll tell ya this: In any fight, it's the guy who's willin' to die who's gonna win that inch. And I know if I'm gonna have any life anymore, it's because I'm still willin' to fight and die for that inch. Because that's what livin' is! The six inches in front of your face!! Now I can't make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes! Now I think you're gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows, when it comes down to it, you're gonna do the same for him! That's a team, gentleman! And, either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football, guys. That's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?[/b]

This is from "Any given sunday", good movie but that's not a one liner mate. The second one is funny but I've no idea from what movie it comes from. [/b][/quote]
The second one is from pulp fiction.

Also, thankyou for pointing that out. I wasn't sure the difference between a paragraph and one line until now.

 

[C A Iversen]

"Say hello to my leetle frriend" - Tony Montana (Scarface)

Also, " In Amereeca, first you get de money, then you's get da pouwer, then you's get the woohmaan" - Tony Montana again. (Roughly trying to emulate his cuban accent).

 

[ak47]

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Jesse Ventura - Predator

Running man has all the 1 liners

"He had to split"

"Was subzero, now plain zero"

And Running Man was the birth place of "I'll be back".........contrary to the masses that think it was T2

Edit: Actually he said it in T1, so i guess that was before running man.

 

[nam97]

Basically all the quotes below from Nicky Santoro (played by Joe Pesci) in Casino are brilliant:


"Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a f***in' vise. I'll squash your head like a f***in' grapefruit if you don't give me a name."

"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."

"Get this through your head you Jew motherf***er, you. You only exist out here because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every f***in' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your f***in' Jew ass. Then where you gonna go? You're f***in' warned. Don't ever go over my f***in' head again. You motherf***er, you."

"If you ever get of line over there again, I'll smash your f***in' head in so hard, you won't be able to put that cowboy hat on. You hear me? f***in' hick."

"For two days and two f***in' nights, we beat the **** out of this guy. I mean, we even stuck ice-picks in his balls."

"What are you staring at you bald-headed Jew prick?"

"Peek-a-boo, you f***s, you!"

"Maybe if I stick your head through that window over there you'll get unconfused. Give me the f***in money."