Well, if the ******* Liberals get in, I'm getting out. Aloha anywhere but under those wishy-washy fuckwits. High taxes, no freedom (unless you're an ethnic immigrant with a penchant for same-sex-underage relations... The LibDems will specifically look after you!)
This country is in a mess right now and I have one person to blame.
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Now, when you do bad job and cost your company (which in this case is a country) £billions per year in the real business world, someone earning more a month then most of the TRF community takes home in a year should lose his job. Thanks in most part to the North of England *read Yorkshire* being so far up their own arses about coal mines and Maggie Thatcher, Gordon Brown has been allowed to backrupt the country and cause the hardworking element of society to be out on their ear.
I have bills to pay, but can't because that socialist fuckwit has killed the economy, given it no chance of recovery and so I've spent most of the last 18 months as a bloody statistic.
That **** for 13 years blatantly lied about the country being wealthy, yet now we're all broke and will be paying extortionate taxes for the next two decades just to break even. The NHS is now a joke, the roads are a laugh, nobody can afford a beer or a smoke, don't even consider driving your car for pleasure and woah betide you for wanting any control over your own life.
WMDs and Dodgy Dossiers to all.
Now we come to the other fuckwit.
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While he's a clot and a buffoon, he's got one thing over his main rival... For all that's been done wrong, he didn't do it. Clean slate. Yes he's a smarmy ******* and no, you wouldn't want him kissing your baby. But for all the 'hilarious' northern fuckwits drawing their funny pictures on
This website, He ain't buggered any thing up. Yet.
And when all is said and done, even the Irish government couldn't do a worse job then the socialists have here.
So, all in all:
If you hate existence, vote Lib Dem
If you're a northern socialist fuckwit who's too thick to understand why the country is bolloxed, vote Nu-Labour
If you're a gullable fuckwit who's fed up with the Northern fuckwits buggering up the country, vote Nu-Tory
If you're a Tofu eating fuckwit with less brains then a Northern socialist fuckwit, vote Green Party
If you're a racist fuckwit who hates all the South Africans that exist around Watford, vote BNP
If you're an arrogant fuckwit really must protest, do what people are supposed to do and vote Monster Raving Looney Party
If you're Ginger, vote Legalise Canabis
If you're none of the above, vote Bullitt. I am your new saviour.
