TRF Fellowship of the Ring

[Feicarsinn]

My new avatar says it all really...fanatical warrior with no regard for his own safety with a mind on nothing save the defense of his people from the vast hordes of orcs....Most importantly however he pulls.... The best Boromir gets is a wee grope of Merry on the rocky outcrop in the fellowship of the ring....before he dies yeah?

Boromir schools Faramir in every department. Who do you think got him his first wench? Also, I'm pretty sure that Faramir is a eunuch.

 

[lucky number 7]

I am Arwen. That way I can touch myself the whole day!!!

....awkward
Damn ...that was left hanging in the grammar thread but now got moved here

 

[Feicarsinn]

Wow, way to ruin a nice thread...... Boromir disapproves.

 

[TRF_Olyy]

In the name of Gandalf the Grey, servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor I declare this the greatest thread on this forum.

 

[lucky number 7]

In the name of Gandalf the Grey, servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor I declare this the greatest thread on this forum.

I Faramir wielder of fine ass biatchez second this

 

[Feicarsinn]

A direct Boromir quote: 'When we leave here, where there are still a few trees and bushes, each of us should carry a ******.' Boromir; possibly homosexual, most certainly awesome.

 

[nato]

I'm that guy from iron man ...... Oh wait... Did I do good master?

 

[lucky number 7]

Boromir was my favorite charachter for a long time ..wonderful swordsman , Faramir's versatility wins it for him

 

[lucky number 7]

I'm that guy from iron man ...... Oh wait... Did I do good master?

 

[Hulk Hogan]

Cyril can be Legolas cause apparently they're both straight and they both seem very gay at the same time.

 

[TRF_Olyy]

The essence of masculinity:

 

[Feicarsinn]

So let's see what we have so far:

Aragorn: Olyy
Faramir: Lucky
Boromir (awesome): Feicarsinn
Aragorn's *****: Ezequiel
Cyril: Legolas

 

[lucky number 7]

The essence of masculinity:

......looks like my ex....

 

[lucky number 7]

One cannot simply walk into Mordor ...however...can can form a kickass crew and send two of them with a collective height of 3 foot 6 to go do it themselves....instead of just taking the ****ing eagles.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

I'll be Gimli he looks like he can play, halfback, hooker, and flanker like I did and I hear dwarves are very dangerous over short distances so I guess he's a winger as well.

 

[TRF_Olyy]

Gimli is a badass mother f***er

Though he can't handle his ale

 

[Hulk Hogan]

Gimli is a badass mother f***er

Though he can't handle his ale

Beaten by a Welshman at drinking

 

[lucky number 7]

Gimli is a badass mother f***er

Though he can't handle his ale

That is a lie!
Legolas spiked his drink...Gimli was later dragged into his room where shortly later armour was removed.

 

[lucky number 7]

What is the general consensus on Theoden? I think he is absolutely badass..pure inspiration. whereas my friends think he is merely a liability on the battlefield as an old man.

 

[Feicarsinn]

His whole speech in the third one was originally Eomer's. This makes me mildly dislike him.