Top 14 Day 20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gaston le gaff]

That is correct my man, hope Aus is going well, better than BO NO DOUBT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As for Big Ewis i only have to convine him and no one else as we are on our own here, the rest have Les Rosbifs v Les Guiness Guzzellers well and truly where there is no light.
but back to the important match of this weekend, Clermont v Gods Team Montypellier, as i have said: B E.
THE RECORD WILL GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tony Manx]

That is correct my man, hope Aus is going well, better than BO NO DOUBT.

In NZ this week near the Maris Rugby Club but back in Aus tomorrow for the final push before back up North next week!!

BO....who? They still exist?!!

Good luck tomorrow night!!

 

[gaston le gaff]

Good time to come back the weather has changed and the sun has been out for a few days 20°+ on the terrace, looks like " The Record Will Go" with the sun on our backs, normal it's what God would have wanted. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starting to feel sorry for Big E he has been so mislead by others who do not know better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Big Ewis]

lol Draggs you sneaky little gerbil....:lol: what have you DONE to my magnificent thread ?! With a ***le like that, I lose all the seriousness factor and credibility I've so thoroughly displayed throughout this whole thread..........ahem..

P.S.: yes there's the white vs the green in test Rugby but also Italy Scotland. Very eager to watch that one too...

 

[gaston le gaff]

Looks like you have gone off the boil Big E, no mention of Clermont for at least 12+ hrs i knew you would eventually realise that you were living in the ancient world of ancient records.
Not long now the grand depart prepared for 9.00 tomorrow morning direction Clermont.
Remember you heard it here Big E, "The Record Will Go."

 

[Big Ewis]

Looks like you have gone off the boil Big E, no mention of Clermont for at least 12+ hrs i knew you would eventually realise that you were living in the ancient world of ancient records.
Not long now the grand depart prepared for 9.00 tomorrow morning direction Clermont.
Remember you heard it here Big E, "The Record Will Go."

:lol: ahh, I like you gaston ! Fantastic enthusiasm there, gotta admire that !...unfortunately I must spoil this pleasant exchange here as a very, very real burst of reality is flooding my mind all of a sudden:
how ridiculous are you going to look when Clermont casually crap over Montypellier like the next team on the list that they are, and go on about their business looking ahead to the next weekend ?

I can already imagine your exclamation-mark-loving self in real life singing dancing loudly as Montypellier boot in 3 points to start the match like you're going to win it, a few minutes before Clermont run in a couple of game-ending KO punches in the first half.

P.S.: eager to see how Clément Ric, notably, but also Raphael Chaume hold up ! Ric playing 80min can only be a huge plus for France fans as he represents our third tighthead potentially behind Nico "the bus" Mas and Rabah Slimani...
Kotze isn't completely sure he's not playing. Also we could poach him in the future...but I always prefer a real 100% French product by a million miles.
Screw Ducalcon. Not int'l level, not for France, no way.

 

[gaston le gaff]

Not that it will happen as God is on our side but if something did go wrong and it would obviously not be our fault, Refs, or cheating etc, i would just tuck into extas portions of Humble Pie and suck it up , only thing possible but it will not happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE RECORDWILL BE BROKEN BY MONTYPELLIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is my last post as tomorrow match mode is starting, no more outside conversation etc!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It could last till Mon or Tues depends on the amount of champers which is consumed after the victory in the curtain raiser tomorrow night then the biggy Sat pm.
Clermont 72 matches without a home defeat then they played Montypellier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Big Ewis]

^ yeh yeh, alright. Bon match ! Don't forget that humble pie along with you.... you'll be starving for it.

 

[Draggs]

You laugh at gaston now, but if the record falls it will be him laughing at us.

 

[Big Ewis]

You laugh at gaston now, but if the record falls it will be him laughing at us.

returning to the scene of the crime ay ? I'm on to you, buddy !!
Eh, well, if you think like that you don't get anything done or get bragging rights...so you're a logical dude too it seems as you say "laughing at us", you seem to understand Clairvoyant Mont won't lose at home to Montypellier.

In other news: boy it's going to hurt getting spanked by Castres for Toulouse....they're nowhere near the top of the table and I bet another heavier loss than it should be.

 

[Tony Manx]

You laugh at gaston now, but if the record falls it will be him laughing at us.

...............not me!!! From the far side of the moon I can see his logic!!

 

[gaston le gaff]

Car just warming up and a last minute post, All the village has turned out to see the exit of Gaston and spouce towards Clermont, it was reported on Canal+ this morning in an exclusive interview that Gaston was brimming with confidence for both matches but especially for the one tomorrow where he was heard to have said as he left the village !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"THE RECORD WILL GO" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as the car moves slowly out of the village, (many children on the roadside with Montypellier flags) the microphone could pick up huge cheers................ ICI ICI C'EST MONTYPELLIER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and that was that, Gaston disappeared into the sunrise.!!!!!!!!!!! knowing full well that 4/5 pts would be coming back with him on Sun morning, Fabien Galthie had personally asked Gaston to take reponsibility for the points as it would be a long trip back to Paradise for Montypellier and the team, and he knew he could rely on Gaston.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

 

[Tony Manx]

Car just warming up and a last minute post, All the village has turned out to see the exit of Gaston and spouce towards Clermont, it was reported on Canal+ this morning in an exclusive interview that Gaston was brimming with confidence for both matches but especially for the one tomorrow where he was heard to have said as he left the village !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"THE RECORD WILL GO" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as the car moves slowly out of the village, (many children on the roadside with Montypellier flags) the microphone could pick up huge cheers................ ICI ICI C'EST MONTYPELLIER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and that was that, Gaston disappeared into the sunrise.!!!!!!!!!!! knowing full well that 4/5 pts would be coming back with him on Sun morning, Fabien Galthie had personally asked Gaston to take reponsibility for the points as it would be a long trip back to Paradise for Montypellier and the team, and he knew he could rely on Gaston.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

I thought you had gone and we could get back to rationality.......obviously not!

It is noticeable that since my absence the numbers of participating individuals on this Forum has decreased to two with the occasional contribution from afar......perhaps after this weekend and the hyperbole of will they/won't they we can regain the high quality that this thread was always known for (!) and encourage the participation from others?

Just saying...................

 

[Big Ewis]

OK then changed my mind, Montypellier by 20.

 

[Draggs]

OK then changed my mind, Montypellier by 20.

Oh ye of little faith.

 

[Big Ewis]

It is noticeable that since my absence the numbers of participating individuals on this Forum has decreased to two with the occasional contribution from afar......perhaps after this weekend and the hyperbole of will they/won't they we can regain the high quality that this thread was always known for (!) and encourage the participation from others?

My GOD, he's right ! Let us regain our trailblazing posting form of a time when our posting was trailblazing with rationale qualitee and logecol thoughting that was our trademarks !
Let us pave the way and show the example to this forum as we once did in those times of mythological glory in the past days when we would show others the quality that we possessed on these boards as we paved the way and proved our quality to this forum earlier in the days when our reason would enlighten these boards as we would set the example through reasonable thought and quality posting and others would see in us in those days of old the strength of our words and the past days before the time when !

Oh ye of little faith.

soooooooooooo...we got an extra smartaass on this thread now, have we ?? you happy there...you happy there with your comment, hmm ?

 

[Draggs]

You told me to join in the T14 discussion! I only wanted to fit in


I am saving my 8,888th for this thread...

 

[Big Ewis]

You told me to join in the T14 discussion! I only wanted to fit in

and you did a fine job. I called you a 'smartass', didn't ? Now reply, and let the prophecy fulfill itself - the great 8888th post !!! BEHOLD !!!

..................

 

[Tony Manx]

My GOD, he's right ! Let us regain our trailblazing posting form of a time when our posting was trailblazing with rationale qualitee and logecol thoughting that was our trademarks !
Let us pave the way and show the example to this forum as we once did in those times of mythological glory in the past days when we would show others the quality that we possessed on these boards as we paved the way and proved our quality to this forum earlier in the days when our reason would enlighten these boards as we would set the example through reasonable thought and quality posting and others would see in us in those days of old the strength of our words and the past days before the time when !

Could not have put it better myself!!

 

[Big Ewis]

Could not have put it better myself!!

Thank you. I'm quite happy with it myself. I could've gone on for a little longer, but I think concision is always best.