The Piri Weepu Effect

[irelandfan123]

Was reading an article and it made me laugh , so I thought I'd share it with you

The Weepu Effect
Piri Weepu ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Piri Weepu destroyed the periodic table because Piri Weepu only recognises the element of surprise.
Piri Weepu can touch MC Hammer.
Piri Weepu can divide by zero.
Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Piri Weepu pyjamas.
Piri Weepu once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
It takes Piri Weepu 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Piri Weepu CAN believe it's not butter.
If you spell Piri Weepu in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Piri Weepu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Piri Weepu can slam a revolving door.
Piri Weepu once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Piri Weepu played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Piri Weepu doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Piri Weepu.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Piri Weepu could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Piri Weepu and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Piri Weepu can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Piri Weepu uses a night light. Not because Piri Weepu is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Piri Weepu.
Piri Weepu is the reason why Wally is hiding.
Google won't search for Piri Weepu because it knows you don't find Piri Weepu, he finds you.
The original ***le for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Piri Weepu. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Piri Weepu counted to infinity - twice.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Piri Weepu.
Piri Weepu invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
There is no such thing as global warming. Piri Weepu was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Piri Weepu once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.


http://www.3news.co.nz/The-Piri-Weepu-Effect/tabid/1534/articleID/230063/Default.aspx#ixzz1bGPUpbEx​

 

[TRF_Cymro]

He is not Ed Fairhurst [/lesson]

 

[irelandfan123]

He is not Ed Fairhurst

well it is wrote by a kiwi and anything thats non-kiwi in the eyes of a kiwi is not as good as its kiwi version (except Quade Cooper he is **** no matter where you come from)

(I love the word kiwi , kiiiiiiwwwwwiiiiii kiwi ki wi)

 

[TRF_Olyy]

Current trend seems to be:

Rugby player performs well
People replace "Vin Diesel" with "*rugby player*" on these: http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin

(and yes, I say Vin Diesel because they were before the Chuck Norris, and much better)

 

[beerholder]

I was about to make a joke about his poker face during matches.

Piri Weepu's smile can cure cancer, but Piri Weepu never smiles.


Seriously, I don't remember ever seeing him smiling during a match

 

[TRF_heineken]

Current trend seems to be:

Rugby player performs well
People replace "Vin Diesel" with "*rugby player*" on these: http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin

(and yes, I say Vin Diesel because they were before the Chuck Norris, and much better)

Yeah! there's an exact same thread like this on Facebook for Bakkies Botha, with a couple more like:

children **** their names in snow, Bakkies Botha **** his name in concrete

or

Whenever Bakkies Botha visits the coast, he goes to the nearest beach, goes in the ocean and swims 2 laps...

 

[j-dawg]

Don't think it's funny with Piri Weepu. The person should be hard, big, tough or something like it E.g Chuck Norris, Liam Neeson. And the incredible Hulk one where the Hulk turns into whoever only really works with Sean O'brien because he's big and green!

Oh and I don't like it with Vin Diesel either, not after seeing the pacifier.

 

[Kiwiwomble]

vin diesel came first? really? never heard the vin diesel verson but the chuck norris ones have been around for years

 

[TRF_Olyy]

Yup!
It was around for a year before the Chuck Norris fact generator (which was made by the same people)