Rugby Player Nick Names

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

we could use this thread to keep track of rugby players nick names...

there are lots..but most of them are real lame
so we could put together some too

some well known ones:

king carlos-carlos spencer
the chiropractor-brian lima
ferengie-martin johnson
pine tree-colin meads
rocket man-rokocoko


then there are some real cliched ones...like pocket rocket /wow]

so id like to add my own...

the freak-rupeni caucau
sam the slam tuitupou
the predator-umaga
the prime minister-richie mccaw
teflon revlon-maa nonu
waikato siti(city)-sitiveni sivivatu
superman-daniel carter
the tongan war machine-sione lauaki
active vol-kaino-jerome kaino
the bullet-habana


...add on folks...our players nick names are lame as..

nfl already took the fun ones hahahaha
like the human joystick

 

[SaintsFan_Webby]

Steve Thompson - Wally

Marc Schterbina - Stitch

Jon Clarke - Spanners (That's what my family call him anyway, makes more sense when you see his physique)

Jonny Wilkinson - Biscuit Legs/Gingerbread man, etc

Mark Robinson - Sharky

Robbie Kempson - Fat lazy tosser

Chris Budgen - Budgie

Tom Smith - Wee Tom

Paul Grayson - Larry

 

[loratadine]

shane williams - welsh wizzard
gaven henson - silver boots
ryan jones - raging bull
dwayne peel - the smallish person who peels around the side of rucks and mauls and scores.

 

[top gun]

Umonkey - Tana Umaga
Wharepaku - Shannon Paku
Jezza - Jerry Collins
The Choir boy - Andrew Mehrtens
Azza - Aaron Mauger
The boy wonder - Ben Blair
Pow - Piri Weepu
Two lungs - Caleb Ralph
Yoda - Greg Sommerville
Rangi - Leon MacDonald
Goliath - Brad Thorn
Mr Invisible - Reuben Thorne
Haymonster - Carl Hayman
Skeeko - Rico Gear
Dan the man - Daniel Carter
fish - Paul ***o
the rocketman - Joe Rokococo
Ma'a scara - Ma'a Nonu

 

[Dumbo]

Nathan Sharpe â€" big loser
George Gregan â€" small loser
Matt Dunning â€" fat loser

 

[Dumbo]

Stephen Larkham â€" Broken loser

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

australians walla-losers


collins surely should have a better name then that...

something like..brick wall on wheels

 

[Southern man]

Originally posted by top gun@Sep 20 2005, 12:10 PM
Haymonster - Carl Hayman

Pretty sure it's Zarg

 

[Bullitt]

Originally posted by SaintsFan_Webby@Sep 17 2005, 03:43 AM
Chris Budgen - Budgie

Erm... His nickname is Chicken

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

don clarke-the boot

odriscoll has waltzing odriscoll when he played against aussie in the lions jersey

tuquri-the black panther..ive heard him being called this by the aussie commentators

king george gregan?...lol cmon he is a champ!

 

[cavan]

John Hayes - the Bull
Peter Clohessy - The Claw

 

[SaintsFan_Webby]

Originally posted by Teh Mite+Sep 20 2005, 08:02 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Teh Mite @ Sep 20 2005, 08:02 AM)</div>

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@Sep 17 2005, 03:43 AM
Chris Budgen - Budgie

Erm... His nickname is Chicken [/b]

I've heard him called that as well.

 

[Saint N Sinner]

Yep, chicken is nickname, but I heard/read that Jon Phillips (ex player) was called "coco-pop monkey"

Don't know why

 

[top gun]

Originally posted by Southern man+Sep 20 2005, 06:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Southern man @ Sep 20 2005, 06:59 PM)</div>

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@Sep 20 2005, 12:10 PM

      Haymonster          - Carl Hayman

Pretty sure it's Zarg [/b]

these are my personal nicknames i assigned to these players.
look at him though...hes a beast

 

[dalamin]

Sean Lamont as a result of his apearance in the 2007 Dieux de Stade calendar is now known as

SCHLONG LAMONT.

Check it out and you'll see why.

Amazing!

Dalamer

 

[SaintsFan_Webby]

In the list of things I don't want to check out, Sean Lamont's willy ranks pretty high.

 

[jawmalawm24]

I cheated I got the nicknames off the Super14 websites lol couldn't be bothered doing them all

Horey - Andrew Hore
Mussy - Chris Masoe
Snakey - Conrad Smith
CJ, Da Bull - Corey Jane
Pig - Jason Eaton
JC - Jerry Collins
Rock - Ma'a Nonu
Rodders - Rodney So'ialo
Pukz - Shannon Paku
Barney - Thomas Waldrom
Fafa, Sos - Sosene Anesi
Mete - Steven Bates
Raza - Roy Kinikinilau
Wax - Sione Lauaki
Ces - Tasesa Lavea
Harry - Brendon Leonard
Flash - Lelia Masaga
Hungry - Liam Messam

 

[SportingNonsense]

Unless its been changed:

Stephen Jones - Captain Crap

 

[melon]

Matt Dunning - The Michelin Man
Owen Finegan - Melon

Gavin Henson

• Anal Assassin
• Bum Chum
• Colon Commander
• Colon Captain
• Colon Commodore
• Colon Colonel
• Amanda (derived from Amanda Hugankiss)
• Seymour (derived from Seymour Butts); etc

 

[Klarkash-ton]

In the list of things I don't want to check out, Sean Lamont's willy ranks pretty high.
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it didn't even occur to me to have it on my list


it's there now :wacko: