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Prestwick likes Hong-hong fooey

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That's some random ****!

Prestwick probably getting hard just watching this. "Ooh, Orientals! I wish i lived in the land where the sun doth rise."
And we're all like, "Pres, you f***ing nut case, who says "doth" anymore?"
And he's all like, "Me! Becuase as far as the English language is concerned, it's deemed as correct!"
And we're rolling our saying saying, "Here he goes again on one of his little deluded rants about the English language."
And he's all huffin' and puffin' saying, "Deluded? I'll have you know that my sister is an expert in English! She's got certificates and everything. Grrrr!"
And by then we're all like, "Oh Petey Prestwick, when will you learn. By the way, how do you spell the word centre?"
And Pres is still doin his huffin' and puffin' (but he sure ain't blowing anyones house down) and says, "Grrr! Argh! We're back onto this? C-E-N-T-E-R!!!"
And we're all on the floor by now, rolling around laughing non-stop, "Oh Prestwick you silly boy, that's the American way of spelling it."
And he starts to cry, "No! It's the correct way. My sister said so! Anyway, you spell it the french way."
And Pres is all sticking his thumbs in his ears, twiddling all his fingers at us whilst poking out his tongue.
Then we're all, "Pres...this is exactly why we love you."
And he's going, "What?"
And we're like, "You know, you're querky. You spell things incorrectly, you want to be japanese...and...well, we reckon you like masturbating to those weird hentai stuff."
And Pres is all like, "What? That's absurd! I don't spell things incorrectly!"
 
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